Movie One-liners!!!

[shu-perman]

being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead...make my day....

 

[maxalmon]

Obscure Movie buff here....This is from "Shirly Valentine" stars patsy from Ab Fab
"No my dear, you have me confused, I'm a hooker, I'm hoar"

 

[maxalmon]

Missed a last line...Should have read...."Shirly Valentine" stars patsy from Ab Fab
"No my dear, you have me confused, I'm a hooker, I'm hoar" "I'm a high class call girl"

 

[oceanists]

"Nice Bike"
Thanks
"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" - Napolean Dynamite
*Harry and Lloyd smash into eqach other*
Lloyd "hey somebody chipped my tooth"
Harry "Wow somebody bit my forehead" - Dumb and Dumberer

 

[jdragunas]

oh... lol, i was thinking 'i've never seen that in dumb & dumber...', but then i read it all over again, missed the extra -er at the end... lol

 

[petieaztec]

Should i fix us some sandwhiches?- bader santa

 

[petieaztec]

I buy my underwear at K-Mart- rainman
If you havn't seen it rent it!!!

 

[mudplayerx]

There's nothing dirtier than a big ball of oil.