Movie One-liners!!!
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jdragunas
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Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
how about
"a black sheriff????"- blazing saddles
or
"if it bleeds, we can kill it" - predator
how about:
"a black sheriff???" - robin hood men in tights...
shu-perman
Member
Originally Posted by iameeeyore
That's hands down THE best movie quote of all time...if only I could memorize it and spout it out whenever I wanted....that, my friends, is my ultimate dream.
Another favorite of mine is "Losers always wine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen" Sean Connery in....I forget the movie...the one about Alcatraz I believe.
The Rock...
That's hands down THE best movie quote of all time...if only I could memorize it and spout it out whenever I wanted....that, my friends, is my ultimate dream.
Another favorite of mine is "Losers always wine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen" Sean Connery in....I forget the movie...the one about Alcatraz I believe.
The Rock...
shu-perman
Member
Napoloen Dynamite....
she's got sandy blonde hair.....pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet....
So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
What? Are you? you're already losing your steam?
No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
she's got sandy blonde hair.....pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet....
So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
What? Are you? you're already losing your steam?
No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
rocketman2
New Member
super troopers in the beginning:
the snoseberrys taste like snoseberrys
as a punishiment officer rabbit and i are gonna sit here and watch you smoke the whole bag.....please no
the whole 10 meows part :hilarious :hilarious
the snoseberrys taste like snoseberrys
as a punishiment officer rabbit and i are gonna sit here and watch you smoke the whole bag.....please no
the whole 10 meows part :hilarious :hilarious
ruaround
Active Member
Originally Posted by rocketman2
super troopers in the beginning:
the snoseberrys taste like snoseberrys
as a punishiment officer rabbit and i are gonna sit here and watch you smoke the whole bag.....please no
the whole 10 meows part :hilarious :hilarious
holy freakin forgot about this movie
if someone says shenanigans one more time i will pistol whip em...
hey farva whats tha place you like to go to that has all that stuff on th wall
shenanigans...
meow license and registration...
what did meow say???
good one rocket!!!
super troopers in the beginning:
the snoseberrys taste like snoseberrys
as a punishiment officer rabbit and i are gonna sit here and watch you smoke the whole bag.....please no
the whole 10 meows part :hilarious :hilarious
if someone says shenanigans one more time i will pistol whip em...
hey farva whats tha place you like to go to that has all that stuff on th wall
shenanigans...
meow license and registration...
what did meow say???
good one rocket!!!
darth tang
Active Member
From one of the funniest movies I have seen.
American Psycho
Patrick Bateman: I'm into murders and executions!
Patrick Bateman: That's a very expensive glass of Chardonnay you're NOT drinking there. It isn't poisoned.
Patrick Bateman: Harold, you're my lawyer, so I think you should know... I've killed quite a few people.
Patrick Bateman: You are a
[hr]
ugly
[hr]
and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.
Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?
Patrick Bateman: Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
Patrick Bateman: My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfil my needs.
Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
Darth (now that is funny) Tang
American Psycho
Patrick Bateman: I'm into murders and executions!
Patrick Bateman: That's a very expensive glass of Chardonnay you're NOT drinking there. It isn't poisoned.
Patrick Bateman: Harold, you're my lawyer, so I think you should know... I've killed quite a few people.
Patrick Bateman: You are a
[hr]
ugly
[hr]
and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.
Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?
Patrick Bateman: Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
Patrick Bateman: My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfil my needs.
Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
Darth (now that is funny) Tang
petieaztec
Member
Darth's idol Pat B.
darth tang
Active Member
Hannibal Lector in Hannibal
Bowels in, or bowels out?
Bowels in, or bowels out?
petieaztec
Member
my dad can fix it he's a tv repair man!!!!
fast times
petieaztec
Member
where'd you get that jacket?
the net work gave it to me.
fast times
Sean Penn in that movie cracks me up
I blieve i am boader line obsessed.
the net work gave it to me.
fast times
Sean Penn in that movie cracks me up
I blieve i am boader line obsessed.
petieaztec
Member
Originally Posted by Darth Tang
Hannibal Lector in Hannibal
Bowels in, or bowels out?
I like red dragon the best Mr. Darth( Pat B. is my idol) Tang
Hannibal Lector in Hannibal
Bowels in, or bowels out?
I like red dragon the best Mr. Darth( Pat B. is my idol) Tang
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jdragunas
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
silence of the lambs
silence of the lambs
petieaztec
Member
anyone have any boondock saint quotes?
petieaztec
Member
popeye the movie- i will galdly pay you tuesday for a hamberger today.
oldie but goodies
oldie but goodies