Movie One-liners!!!
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ruaround
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I lied... my name is not mitch comestein - Fletch
I - eh I - eh I - eh want the knife....please - The Golden Child
a wise man once said 'he whos heart is pure may yeild the knife, and only a mans whose a** is narrow my fit down the stairwell, and if mine is such an a**' - The Golden Child
dear sweet brother numpsie - The Golden Child
whats a happenin hot stuff? - Sixteen Candles
foozball...you playin da foozball behind my back? - The Waterboy
the price is wrong Bi*** - Happy Gilmore
use the force luke - Star Wars
I - eh I - eh I - eh want the knife....please - The Golden Child
a wise man once said 'he whos heart is pure may yeild the knife, and only a mans whose a** is narrow my fit down the stairwell, and if mine is such an a**' - The Golden Child
dear sweet brother numpsie - The Golden Child
whats a happenin hot stuff? - Sixteen Candles
foozball...you playin da foozball behind my back? - The Waterboy
the price is wrong Bi*** - Happy Gilmore
use the force luke - Star Wars
shu-perman
Member
Donger where's my automobile?
automobile???
Biiig lake...biiiig lake...
No mo yanky my wanky....the Donger need food...
Ohhh sexy girlfriend....
What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
automobile???
Biiig lake...biiiig lake...
No mo yanky my wanky....the Donger need food...
Ohhh sexy girlfriend....
What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
shu-perman
Member
Originally Posted by ruaround
I - eh I - eh I - eh want the knife....please - The Golden Child
niiice pull on that one....
I - eh I - eh I - eh want the knife....please - The Golden Child
niiice pull on that one....
ruaround
Active Member
and this is dedicated to rber...
Actually, it's pronounced mee-lee-wah-kay, Algonquin for "the good land".
Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
shwing
cut n pasted below...
"I never did a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that when a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic. But if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
"A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun , let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."
"I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored."
"That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."
"Rough night, huh? Everyone's kung-fu fighting!"
"Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?"
"Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
"I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast." "Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but to me, the beast doesn't include selling out. (poses with a bag of doritos).
"The Sh*tty Beatles? Are they any good?" "They suck." "So it's not just a clever name?"
"Phil, if you're gonna spew. Spew into this."
"What if he honks in the car?" "I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee."
"No stairway. Denied."
"She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine."
"Where did you learn English?" "College. And the police accademy movies."
"Hey, Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you?" "I donno, but they better not."
"Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say 'That's ok! I don't mind!! I don't mind!!' Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!"
"I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees."
"I mean, there were two Darren Stevens, right? ---- York and ---- Sargeant. Yeah, right! As if we wouldn't notice! Oh, hold on.. ---- York, ---- Sargeant... Sargeant York. Hey, that's weird!"
"Oh. Wayne will understand right away. NOT. Excuse me?"
"Garth, calm down, ok? Your
[hr]
?"
"Ah, yes. It's a lot like Star Trek: The Next Generation. In many ways, it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original."
"Daily reminder. Purchase feeble cable access show and exploit it. Gee, I feel sorry for whoever that is."
"Aren't you gonna' open your gift?" "If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset."
"It might happen. Cha! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
"I do have one plan." (opens door) "What are you gonna do with these guys?" "Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to a bunch of guys who are getting trained like in James Bond movies."
"Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Delaware! Hi... I'm in Delaware.."
"Now, you're name is pronounced Algar, right?" "Ok..... WAYNE!!!"
"Does anyone else find this weird? I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement.. only that's not Wayne's basement... isn't that weird?" "Garth, that was a haiku!!" "Alright, excellent."
"Do I frighten you?" "No." "Do you want me to?"
"Party on, Garth!" "I guess.."
"What is it, girl? Wayne's been kidnapped by aliens!? Oh, I misunderstood. Wayne's outside. Thanks, girl."
"Do you accept cash? CHA-CHING!!"
"Let's do the scooby- doo ending!"
"Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?"
"Guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys!"
"Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can- (airplane drains out the words) till the handle breaks off and you need to get a doctor to pull it out again!!"
"Wow. You're... amazing, man." "Thanks. I like to play."
"Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to your farm club in Aurora. It's your choice." (holds up pepsi) "Yes. And it's the choice of a new generation."
Actually, it's pronounced mee-lee-wah-kay, Algonquin for "the good land".
Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
shwing
cut n pasted below...
"I never did a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that when a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic. But if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
"A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun , let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."
"I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored."
"That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."
"Rough night, huh? Everyone's kung-fu fighting!"
"Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?"
"Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
"I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast." "Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but to me, the beast doesn't include selling out. (poses with a bag of doritos).
"The Sh*tty Beatles? Are they any good?" "They suck." "So it's not just a clever name?"
"Phil, if you're gonna spew. Spew into this."
"What if he honks in the car?" "I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee."
"No stairway. Denied."
"She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine."
"Where did you learn English?" "College. And the police accademy movies."
"Hey, Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you?" "I donno, but they better not."
"Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say 'That's ok! I don't mind!! I don't mind!!' Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!"
"I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees."
"I mean, there were two Darren Stevens, right? ---- York and ---- Sargeant. Yeah, right! As if we wouldn't notice! Oh, hold on.. ---- York, ---- Sargeant... Sargeant York. Hey, that's weird!"
"Oh. Wayne will understand right away. NOT. Excuse me?"
"Garth, calm down, ok? Your
[hr]
?"
"Ah, yes. It's a lot like Star Trek: The Next Generation. In many ways, it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original."
"Daily reminder. Purchase feeble cable access show and exploit it. Gee, I feel sorry for whoever that is."
"Aren't you gonna' open your gift?" "If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset."
"It might happen. Cha! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
"I do have one plan." (opens door) "What are you gonna do with these guys?" "Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to a bunch of guys who are getting trained like in James Bond movies."
"Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Delaware! Hi... I'm in Delaware.."
"Now, you're name is pronounced Algar, right?" "Ok..... WAYNE!!!"
"Does anyone else find this weird? I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement.. only that's not Wayne's basement... isn't that weird?" "Garth, that was a haiku!!" "Alright, excellent."
"Do I frighten you?" "No." "Do you want me to?"
"Party on, Garth!" "I guess.."
"What is it, girl? Wayne's been kidnapped by aliens!? Oh, I misunderstood. Wayne's outside. Thanks, girl."
"Do you accept cash? CHA-CHING!!"
"Let's do the scooby- doo ending!"
"Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?"
"Guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys!"
"Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can- (airplane drains out the words) till the handle breaks off and you need to get a doctor to pull it out again!!"
"Wow. You're... amazing, man." "Thanks. I like to play."
"Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to your farm club in Aurora. It's your choice." (holds up pepsi) "Yes. And it's the choice of a new generation."
drew2005
Active Member
How the hell you gonna get fired, on your day off? - Friday
No Colonel Sanders your wrong - Waterboy
May the Schwartz be with you - Spaceballs
It's a bit nipply out, i mean nippy - Christmas Vacation
Clark remember that metal plate in my head. Well i had to hve it replaced with plastic cuz everytime Karen turned on the microwave id pee my pants and forget who i was for a half hour. - Christmas Vacation
We came, we caw, we kicked its azz - Ghostbusters
Say hello to my little friend - Scarface
I cant wait to show her my O face - Office Space
No Colonel Sanders your wrong - Waterboy
May the Schwartz be with you - Spaceballs
It's a bit nipply out, i mean nippy - Christmas Vacation
Clark remember that metal plate in my head. Well i had to hve it replaced with plastic cuz everytime Karen turned on the microwave id pee my pants and forget who i was for a half hour. - Christmas Vacation
We came, we caw, we kicked its azz - Ghostbusters
Say hello to my little friend - Scarface
I cant wait to show her my O face - Office Space
ruaround
Active Member
Originally Posted by Shu-perman
Donger where's my automobile?
automobile???
Biiig lake...biiiig lake...
No mo yanky my wanky....the Donger need food...
Ohhh sexy girlfriend...
What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
thaz good stuff!!!
Donger where's my automobile?
automobile???
Biiig lake...biiiig lake...
No mo yanky my wanky....the Donger need food...
Ohhh sexy girlfriend...
What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
ruaround
Active Member
Napolean Dynoite
Tina ya fat lard come get some dinner
Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Maybe I Build her a cake or something.
I caught you a delicious bass
GOSH...
LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
A Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
Tina ya fat lard come get some dinner
Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Maybe I Build her a cake or something.
I caught you a delicious bass
GOSH...
LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
A Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
jerth6932
Active Member
Originally Posted by ruaround
Napolean Dynoite
Tina ya fat lard come get some dinner
Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Maybe I Build her a cake or something.
I caught you a delicious bass
GOSH...
LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
A Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
These one liners are you Fortey huh?
:hilarious
So I should take it that you love fish tanks and movies???? :hilarious
Napolean Dynoite
Tina ya fat lard come get some dinner
Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Maybe I Build her a cake or something.
I caught you a delicious bass
GOSH...
LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
A Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
These one liners are you Fortey huh?
ruaround
Active Member
Originally Posted by Jerth6932
These one liners are you Fortey huh?
:hilarious
So I should take it that you love fish tanks and movies???? :hilarious
lol... I do like movies and tanks...
A Cheeburger is the cornerstone of a nutrisous breakfast - Pulp Fiction
Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! [shoots a guy on the couch] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? - Pulp Fiction
I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your a**.
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in
[hr]
?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
These one liners are you Fortey huh?
lol... I do like movies and tanks...
A Cheeburger is the cornerstone of a nutrisous breakfast - Pulp Fiction
Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! [shoots a guy on the couch] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? - Pulp Fiction
I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your a**.
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in
[hr]
?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
shu-perman
Member
Replacements...
I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style....
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever....
I love to see a fat guy score.
Why?
Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.....
Non-DA-Ska (sp?)
Son of a biatch? Oh, son of a biatch. Son of a biatch? Son of a biatch?
I'm not a Mick.....I'm bloody WELSH....
The Program....
Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!....
Let's open up a can of kick ass and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out....
Pulp Fiction....cut and paste b/c these are too long to remeber correctly...
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass....
So we cool?
Yeah, we cool....Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shiat is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges.....deal....
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.....
That's a pretty f-n good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty f-n good.....
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.....
I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style....
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever....
I love to see a fat guy score.
Why?
Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.....
Non-DA-Ska (sp?)
Son of a biatch? Oh, son of a biatch. Son of a biatch? Son of a biatch?
I'm not a Mick.....I'm bloody WELSH....
The Program....
Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!....
Let's open up a can of kick ass and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out....
Pulp Fiction....cut and paste b/c these are too long to remeber correctly...
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass....
So we cool?
Yeah, we cool....Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shiat is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges.....deal....
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.....
That's a pretty f-n good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty f-n good.....
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.....
michelle l
Member
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmm'kay....so, if you could just get me those TPC reports, that would be great.
cowfishrule
Active Member
anything from the first 35 min of FULL METAL JACKET
due to content reasons, im not even going to try to type and/or edit them.
due to content reasons, im not even going to try to type and/or edit them.
petieaztec
Member
it's like only my favorite animal-napolean
no shoes, no shirt, NO DICE!!!- fast times
live it, learn it, know it- fast times
no shoes, no shirt, NO DICE!!!- fast times
live it, learn it, know it- fast times
petieaztec
Member
frankly my dear i don't give a damn- gone with the wind
BEST movie saying ever!!!!!!!!! :cheer:
BEST movie saying ever!!!!!!!!! :cheer:
J
jdragunas
Guest
'there's someone on the wing... some THING!!!"... i'm sorry, what were you saying? - ace ventura when nature calls
what's goin on here, who's the monkey
simba's gone back to challenge scar
Who?
scar
who's got a scar
no no no it's his uncle
the monkey's his uncle?
NO, simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king
ahhhhhh
ah, skis
yep
are they yours?
yeah...
both of them? - dumb and dumber
hello, we're looking for a couple of guys that'll grease us up before competition
well, you're in luck! there's a town about five miles down the road.
..... ok, thanks
you IDIOT!!! do you realize what you've done??? WAIT, WAIT... sorry, my friend is a little slow... the town is back that way! dumb & dumber
is there something wrong mr. ventura?
no, this is a lovely room of death, take care now, buh bye then. - ace ventura when nature calls
how would you like me to make your life a living hell?
thanks lois, but i'm not ready for a relationship right now... maybe i'll give you a call sometime, your number's still 911, right? - ace ventura pet detective
has anyone ever seen kung pow???
ba na na na na... NEO. ba na na na na na na SPORIN
taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell, enchirito, taco, burrito!
hahaha, that movie's great. ok, i'll stop now...
what's goin on here, who's the monkey
simba's gone back to challenge scar
Who?
scar
who's got a scar
no no no it's his uncle
the monkey's his uncle?
NO, simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king
ahhhhhh
ah, skis
yep
are they yours?
yeah...
both of them? - dumb and dumber
hello, we're looking for a couple of guys that'll grease us up before competition
well, you're in luck! there's a town about five miles down the road.
..... ok, thanks
you IDIOT!!! do you realize what you've done??? WAIT, WAIT... sorry, my friend is a little slow... the town is back that way! dumb & dumber
is there something wrong mr. ventura?
no, this is a lovely room of death, take care now, buh bye then. - ace ventura when nature calls
how would you like me to make your life a living hell?
thanks lois, but i'm not ready for a relationship right now... maybe i'll give you a call sometime, your number's still 911, right? - ace ventura pet detective
has anyone ever seen kung pow???
ba na na na na... NEO. ba na na na na na na SPORIN
taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell, enchirito, taco, burrito!
hahaha, that movie's great. ok, i'll stop now...