Originally Posted by Shu-perman
Vacation...
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ---- he is. Hallelujah. Holy ----. Where's the Tylenol?
That's hands down THE best movie quote of all time...if only I could memorize it and spout it out whenever I wanted....that, my friends, is my ultimate dream.
Another favorite of mine is "Losers always wine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen" Sean Connery in....I forget the movie...the one about Alcatraz I believe.
