need some questions =)

[alix2.0]

im doing a project of sorts... i was wondering if yall could post a question or two, since im not that creative. what im looking for are questions (that are not offensive in any way) that will elicit an interesting or funny response, that isnt yes or no. it should be something that anyone can answer. they should be fairly short, like a sentence or two.
example: what kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? also, what kind of cereal would taste best with that insect?
thankss! ill share the result if anything comes of it.

 

[sigmachris]

What price would it take to cut off your pinkie finger?

 

[usirchchris]

Originally Posted by SigmaChris
http:///forum/post/2861303
What price would it take to cut off your pinkie finger?
4$...and you can have both pinky toes for 2.50.

 

[mboswell1982]

is that 4 pesos, 4 dollars american, 4 euros, or 4 yen? LOL

 

[zshain012]

if it was a warm day outside, where would you keep the napkins? lol random

 

[t316]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

[t316]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

 

[zshain012]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2861333
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
lol

 

[alix2.0]

omfg.
thats funny.

 

[ruaround]

if a company makes styrofoam what do they pack thier product in???
which came first the fruit or the color orange???
why dont we call a banana a yellow???
if Hooters started delivering could you call it Knockers???
how can you tell if youre out of invisible ink???
why do psychics have to ask you your name and never win the lottery???
what would happen if you got scared half to death twice in a row??
-Steven Wright
if you were going to shoot a mime would you have to use a silencer??
-Steven Wright

 

[fatcat]

Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/2861459
if a company makes styrofoam what do they pack thier product in???
which came first the fruit or the color orange???
why dont we call a banana a yellow???
if Hooters started delivering could you call it Knockers???
how can you tell if youre out of invisible ink???
why do psychics have to ask you your name and never win the lottery???
what would happen if you got scared half to death twice in a row??
-Steven Wright
if you were going to shoot a mime would you have to use a silencer??
-Steven Wright

those were funny...

 

[bigarn]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2861333
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Because they circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

 

[t316]

Originally Posted by bigarn
http:///forum/post/2861601
Because they circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

 

[alix2.0]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2861332
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
well do you mean that you tried to fail, but didnt, and therefore succeeded, which would mean that you did succeed but anyways failed at what you were trying to do, which was fail. OR, did you try to fail and succeed at failing, which would mean that you failed but by failing succeeded your goal, thereby having failed your goal by succeeding... and then you once again succeeded by failing?

 

[t316]

Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2861675
well do you mean that you tried to fail, but didnt, and therefore succeeded, which would mean that you did succeed but anyways failed at what you were trying to do, which was fail. OR, did you try to fail and succeed at failing, which would mean that you failed but by failing succeeded your goal, thereby having failed your goal by succeeding... and then you once again succeeded by failing?

The latter......see, it's a thought provoking question though, right....

 

[alix2.0]

ah. gots it.

 

[alix2.0]

am i the only one whose little buttons under the type a post thingy arent showing up? ive just got boxes with Xs in them.
also... was SWF down this morning? i couldnt get on.
hmm. sorry bouts the hijack

 

[salt life]

Isn't it better to be pissed off rather than be pissed on?
HA good one right. jk

 

[al mc]

If two wrongs don't make a right, then what does a wrong and right make?
Old one......Is it possible to have a 'large' shrimp?
PS..All of the 'buttons' also show up as x's on my screen tonight as well.

 

[shinobi9119]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2861332
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
you have succeeded in failing