I think this conversation needs to stop.
I also think you need to sell the fish cheaper if you expect people to pay $25 on gas to get there to pick up a fish that "needs to get out of your tank" and "is going to DIE!"
Tell your parents your situation and ask some reliable shippers, or even a LFS might ship for you if you're nice about it...people ship fish successfully every day. If the buyer is willing to pay overnight shipping then you have all of your fish sold and their lives are no longer at risk.
I simply do not understand what the problem is.
Out of curiosity, what fish stores are near you? Are you by Reef Life in Dania? I'm sure they'll take them in as store credit after a short quarantine to assure they are disease free. If you are so desperate, get off the boards and pick up a phone book. If you cannot make adult decisions about how to handle your livestock then you need to put the hobby aside for a few years until you are capable of doing whats best for your fish.
Please reread what I've written and consider other means of selling these fish. Online clearly isn't working and you seem to have a time issue on your hand. According to you, it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed in your tank.
The offer for the clownfish is still on the table. Like I said though, I am not wasting $25 on gas to buy a fish for the same price online if you're concerned about making money then you need to get out of the hobby. If you put money over your fishes lives...that's just not fair to them. I'll bring a frag or equip to trade you, but I'm not putting essentially $40 into a percula when I can buy one here. I was trying to save the guy from your clown pair beating him to death.
Sorry this is so long. I really am trying to help you find homes for these fish.