Pineapple Express... actually watched that at work awhile back and wasn't tooo bad.
Ok, a bit older of a movie but totally awesome and I'll give a few quotes
He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Excuse me?
You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference.
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?