Please help Cowfishrule!!!

newreeferpa

newreeferpa

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okay because non of you geniuses
have come up with a solution i feel that i need to step in and help a fellow saltwater fellow, send him over to my place, not only am i the president of the "hot chicks club" but it just so happens i know just how to "fix a man when he is broken"
- i would tell you but this forum does not allow it
 
alix2.0

alix2.0

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Originally Posted by newreeferpa
http:///forum/post/2719904
okay because non of you geniuses
have come up with a solution i feel that i need to step in and help a fellow saltwater fellow, send him over to my place, not only am i the president of the "hot chicks club" but it just so happens i know just how to "fix a man when he is broken"
- i would tell you but this forum does not allow it

wow. thats quite an offer.
 
newreeferpa

newreeferpa

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i left one thing out all i require in return is a small frag from each of you. prepayment required of course

what are you implying with that is quite an offer- where are your thoughts??
 
reefraff

reefraff

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2719641
You know Miami... if I match your $5.00 then we have $10.00 total. Can't buy much with that but this is Detroit... I'm sure I can find something.

That would get him into the petting zoo. I'll match the 10.00 so you can go along and chaperone.
 
kclester

kclester

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he is always talking about bacon.......he dont want us to get him a girl........lets get him a pet pig.....in a weird way i think he would LOVE that lol
 
alix2.0

alix2.0

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aw, hed kill it & fry it up! geez... if hes craving bacon bad enough, he might not even bother with killing it first!
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Well, I do know he needs a new wallet, he's had the same one for 10 years. That's a good $20 gift... maybe more if you want to get fancy. Check out the thread he just started....
https://forums.saltwaterfish.com/t/330533/do-you-carry-a-wallet
You could also get him a microwaveable bacon tree tray... although I fear he may already have one. I think we should find the best bacon that internet money can buy and send it to him... I'm talking the kobe beef of bacon... it must be out there.
 
jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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Originally Posted by TangMan99
http:///forum/post/2719761
If you send over a companion, remember he likes bacon so he would probably not care for a thin hottie. Better send the solid built linebacker version.
havent you seen his woman shes pretty hot
 
alix2.0

alix2.0

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lol. this is perfect, considering the situation.
Yes - they are gross looking. But… you know that is the perfect gift for that weirdo in your life.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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You guys are approaching this all wrong. This is the wrong way to hold an intervention. He is just going to resist and begin post even stranger discussions. You all need to watch A&E more often.......
besides, I like this CFR, he is conservative, yet creative and thought provoking. Maybe just maybe it is everyone else that needs an intervention. If more people went around asking the hard questions he does on a daily basis maybe, just maybe, the world would be a better place and world peace will finally be achieved.......of course if world peace were achieved we would have nothing to strive for anymore and lead meaningless and fruitless lives. I changed my mind...
Crimzy, just shoot the guy and put us out of our misery...........forward all of his bacon to my address.
 
mimzy

mimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2720361
You guys are approaching this all wrong. This is the wrong way to hold an intervention. He is just going to resist and begin post even stranger discussions. You all need to watch A&E more often.......
besides, I like this CFR, he is conservative, yet creative and thought provoking. Maybe just maybe it is everyone else that needs an intervention. If more people went around asking the hard questions he does on a daily basis maybe, just maybe, the world would be a better place and world peace will finally be achieved.......of course if world peace were achieved we would have nothing to strive for anymore and lead meaningless and fruitless lives. I changed my mind...
Crimzy, just shoot the guy and put us out of our misery...........forward all of his bacon to my address.
::wistful sigh:: ever the voice of reason, Darling Darth.
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2720361
Maybe just maybe it is everyone else that needs an intervention.
This reminds me of a joke:
A woman calls her husband in the middle of his commute home from work and she says "Be careful! I'm watching on the news that there's a crazy person driving the wrong way on the freeway!" The husband responds with "One? There's hundreds!"
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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I saw on CFR's myspace that he's in a band. He's a bassist like me, and I've never thought his thread postings were weird at all. Maybe it's just a bassist trait.
 
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