Question for the Gals...

ruaround

Active Member
Originally Posted by Madison
Darth Tang...did you know that men could be replaced by a battery?

JK!!!! I love you all!!!! :cheer:
The battery and the toy can't mow the lawn...

my grandmother swears by the know gelatin capsules...and she really does have nice nails!!
 

scotts

Active Member
Madison, you are just too cool. Our team must have a bunch of idiots on it to trade you away. So much more to say, but not on this site. Let me just say I enjoyed your description of the proper way to drink Knox.
You know what is funny is that ever since you put that picture up as your avatar I see that book around all over the place.
Scott
 

fedukeford

Active Member
Originally Posted by Darth Tang
Yes, you are to young.....................in a couple years you will know. I keep forgeting there are youngsters on this board. Time to get clean again.
o lol....
 

madison

Member
Scotts ~ How does that TV commercial for Almond Joy Candy Bar go again?...sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't? Just because I left my birthplace, doesn't mean I don't visit...
jdragunas ~ Wooden toes are sexy if presented in the right light...I just don't recommend smelling it

I am going to end this "argument" once and for all...
Females are just more secure and in touch with our feelings! we can shower, sleep in the same bed and kiss each other hello and goodbye (ON THE CHEEKS!!!) without a second thought! We can admit, admire and compliment other beautiful women w/o giving in to any phobias...
With that said...Girls can be soft and pretty...if and when we want...we can be down and dirty too!
...and the comment about mowing lawns and lifting heavy things...yes you are right...men are better at that
...but it would still be more fun to watch if there were 5 of us trying to mow your lawn
 

michelle l

Member
Sorry, I like the guys and I just can't figure out what I'd ever see in another woman. We cry too darn much, play mind games, and are just downright psycho...and those are just the characteristics of the few I work with!!

I like fast cars, shooting guns, loud music, and a nice, strong, hot guy to share it all with!
 

mimzy

Active Member
Michelle!! you're a markswoman too??? What's your pleasure? I'm in love with my Husband's AR-15, but when it comes to clays I go for benelli every time. I'm not too enamoured with handguns, but I'd be stupid if I said I didn't trust 'em :eek:)
 
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jdragunas

Guest
my best friend named her cats almond joy and mounds because of that song... almond joy was a boy and mounds was a girl... can you guess why???
"sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond joy's GOT NUTS, mounds DON'T..." LMAO!!!
and you know what? i agree with Madison and michelle... women are more comfortable with themselves and their sexuality that "we can shower, sleep in the same bed and kiss each other hello and goodbye (ON THE CHEEKS!!!) without a second thought! We can admit, admire and compliment other beautiful women w/o giving in to any phobias..."... however, we are also psycho paths!!! I would never want to date a girl.... they're too bitchy, whiney, self-centered, and obnoxious with the "where are you going? Who's that girl's voice? When are you coming home?" crap!
 

mimzy

Active Member
yes..I agree. And women are pretty to look at and all that...but when it comes down to it, I want something bigger than me, solid and muscular to come home to at the end of the day. With chest hair.
 

bluelagoon

Member
Mimzy, if you go to GNC, you can find a good multi vitamin made for women, with 500 mg of calcium(most i've ever seen in a vitamin). it's called Women's Ultra Mega. it also has gelatin (yes it comes in a pill) and biotin (which is uber-important for your nails). try taking that for a while, if it's not enough, they also sell a hair, skin, and nails formula. and gelatin and biotin by themselves.
also you could try tea tree oil. supposed to be good for everything.... they have it in a bottle like nail polish.
whatever you decide to try first, the people there are trained to know what they are talking about (most of the time- those at franchise stores aren't as strictly enforced as the corporate store employees).
can't really think of any other products off-hand, i'm not at work
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don't take a prenatal. it won't help you out unless you are pregnant, nursing, or trying to get pregnant. but the women's ultra mega is awesome! (and now i shall stop talk before everyone gets tired of hearing about vitamins....lol... i'm actually learning when to stop! woo hoo!! :jumping: )
 

madison

Member
HK 911, M1 Carbine, porcelain Glock...just for starters...I grew up a air force brat.
Please don't think of me as a spokesperson for the Gay and Lesbian Rights Group...all I am saying is that to each is own...5 years ago, I just happen to dump my GQ model boyfriend for a Fredricks model.
and once again....just because two non butch, no facial hair having, non truck driving, non over weight females gets together doesn't make us gay...and..I did say...just because I left my birth place, doesn't mean that I don't visit!
Mimzy ~ trust me...I can introduce you to some ladies with chest hairs...BUT...that will scare me straight too!
 
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