Originally Posted by
MyJj5454
http:///forum/post/3294896
This is what he said:
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT BANG GUY:
1. HE IS A DIRTY ROTTON HOBO
2. HE IS ACTUALLY A SHE
3. NEVER MIND SHE IS AN IT
4. HE IS A LONER
5. HE IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT
6. HE LOVES BETH TO DEATH
7. HE THINKS SCSINET IS A RETARD
8. THE LIST GOES ON
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT BETH:
SHE LIVES IN A DUMP
SHE IS A DUMP
SHE WORKS AT A DUMP
SHE LOVES THE DUMP
SHE IS A 4 HEADED ALIEN FROM THE PLANET ZORCOCK
SHE LOVES BANG GUY
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT SCSInet:
HE IS A NUB
HE HAS ANGER ISSUES
HE THINKS HE IS ALL THAT GREAT
HE LIVES ON THE STREETS
SCSINET'S LIFE STORY:
SCSINET WAS BORN ON AUGUST 23, 78BC. HE LIVED IN A CAVE AS A CHILD AND GREW UP TO BE A SASQUATCH. THERE HE ROAMED THE CANADIAN FOREST AS A LONER. LATER HE LEARNED TO SHAVE (FINALLY) AND LIVE AMONG THE RETARD POPULATION. HE SOON LOST HIS TEETH AND HIS IQ DROPPED TO 0.05. SCSINET CURRENTLY LIVES ON THE STREETS OF DC BEGGING FOR MONEY. EVERYBODY HATES HIM!
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT MICHAELTX:
IN 1901, MICHAELTX CAME TO AMERICA IN SEARCH OF A LIFE. A LOCAL DUMP CALLED SALTWATERFISH.COM EVENTUALLY TOOK HIM IN. tHE PRESIDENT OF THIS DUMP (BETH, A 4 HEADED FREAKISH ALIEN) TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN HELP MODERATE THIS WASTE LAND. MICHAELTX THEN SAID "ok". EVENTUALLY MICHAEL MET THE LOCAL SASQUATCH WHOS NAME WAS SCSINET. HE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO SHAVE AND HOW TO BE A RETARD. SINCE THEN, MICHAELTX HAS BEEN NAMED GRAND MASTER LOSER OF THE DECADE.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT OPHIURA:
1. SHE IS A LESBIAN
2. SHE WEIGHS ABOUT A TON
3. SHE ROLLS HER WAY TO WORK
4. DUMB PEOPLE LOVE HER
5. SHE IS A WINDOW LICKER.
6. SHE RIDES THE SHORT BUS
NOT MUCH IS KNOWN ABOUT OPHIURA, BUT PEOPLE DO KNOW SHE BELONGS IN THE TRASH.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT LION_CRAZZ:
LION_CRAZZ THINKS HE IS FEARCE LIKE A LION, BUT RECENTLY, THE NEWS UNCOVORED A SHOKING SECRET. LION_CRAZZ IS ACTUALLY: A ----! THATS RIGHT! LION_CRAZZ IS ACTUALLY A ----, BUT EVERYBODY CALLS HIM RICHARD. NBC REPORTS THAT LION_CRAZZ WENT TO THE LOCAL DUMP (SALTWATERFISH.COM) TO HIDE HIS BIG SECRET.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT 1JOURNEYMAN:
HE IS STUPID, LETS JUST LEAVE IT AS THAT...
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT SEPULATION:
SEPULATION IS THE SEWER MAN IN THE DUMP CALLED SALTWATERFISH.COM. HE SYPHONS THE SEWERS ALL THE TIME TO KEEP THEM RUNNING. RECENTLY, SEPULATION HAS ATTRACTED DEADLY DESEASES FROM SYPHONING THE TOXIC SEWAGE. CURRENTLY, SPULATION IS PLOTTING SALTWATERFIH.COM'S DOWNFALL BECAUSE HE CONTRACTED THE DESEASE. HE IS CLOSLY WORKING WITH THELAMEBALL TO HELP WITH THIS.
Lol, soo funny
