Sarah Jessica Parker

yearofthenick

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Am I the only one who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is really ugly? I see her and I am seriously not even attracted to her at all. She needs a nose job, chin job, and has to get those moles off her face before she actually looks movie-star beautiful. I mean, with Angelina Jolie and such, I just think she's in a much lower league than what is considered to be the norm.
 

ruaround

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youre not alone bro... could you kindly remove that pic... in fear that people will vomit on their key boards... i almost did...
 

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/3004947
youre not alone bro... could you kindly remove that pic... in fear that people will vomit on their key boards... i almost did...
Vomit is the least of my concerns... I am now in fear of sleep because that image will haunt my dreams.
 

crimzy

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Hey YOTN... just let her down easy, OK. I'm sure that she'll be CRUSHED by your rejection.
 

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/3004954
Hey YOTN... just let her down easy, OK. I'm sure that she'll be CRUSHED by your rejection.

What I don't get is how the planets aligned and she landed the main role on s-x and the city... she must have made a deal with the devil or something...
 

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3004975
Glad you share my disgust. Finally, something we have in common.

I think this is the second thing...but I forget what the first was.....not that it matters. Ok, back to our regularly scheduled disagreeing.
 

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/3004980
What I want to know is where exactly you all are seeing this much of her ?
What made me think to start this thread was a commercial that was on where she was a cover girl model promoting some form of makeup. I just remember seeing her and thinking "why the hell would anyone buy that product based upon how she looks???" If you don't understand, refer to picture above.
 

el guapo

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Dude its ok to admit your watching reruns of $ex in the city . Nothing wrong with that If your a girl.
 

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3004981
I think this is the second thing...but I forget what the first was.....not that it matters. Ok, back to our regularly scheduled disagreeing.
I remember the first thing now... we have an unequivocal respect for Chuck Norris. God Bless him.
Originally Posted by EL GUAPO

http:///forum/post/3004996
Dude its ok to admit your watching reruns of $ex in the city . Nothing wrong with that If your a girl.
My old boss from Starbucks used to always talk about it. Every time she brought it up, I remembered thinking about how dumb she sounded talking up Sarah Jessica Parker like she was the best thing since Doris Day.
 

el guapo

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Thanks now I am for sure going to have night terrors . Sarah jessica Parker and Starbucks , it's like yuppie hell.
 

ruaround

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3005001
I remember the first thing now... we have an unequivocal respect for Chuck Norris. God Bless him.
chuck norris got beat up by SJP... he runs away if anyone says the word Sarah...
 

yearofthenick

Active Member
Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/3005014
chuck norris got beat up by SJP... he runs away if anyone says the word Sarah...
Can you blame him? He could beat her up physically, but she can beat him up mentally... I mean look at how butch she is.
Let's be honest though, these theories can't be proven... Chuck Norris will take out his powerglide (which we've seen him promote on so many of those late-night infomercials forced upon us by insomnia, which I am currently afflicted with) and tone his biceps causing her witch-like face to explode into oblivion. It will be an epic battle. Yes. Indeed.
 

ruaround

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3005018
Can you blame him? He could beat her up physically, but she can beat him up mentally... I mean look at how butch she is.
Let's be honest though, these theories can't be proven... Chuck Norris will take out his powerglide (which we've seen him promote on so many of those late-night infomercials forced upon us by insomnia, which I am currently afflicted with) and tone his biceps causing her witch-like face to explode into oblivion. It will be an epic battle. Yes. Indeed.
and then chuck woke up to christie brinkly beating him up on a total gym because he couldnt lift his body weight via a pully system...
 

jackri

Active Member
I NEVER understood --- in the city.. she is so revolting -- but I thought it was just me.
 

ice4ice

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I. too do not think SJP is attractive. But when one brings up Angeline Jolie and thinks she's attractive? Puh-lease ... I don't think she's attractive either. Call me nuts but she's one strange bird who simply too obsessed with adopting kids and running her hubby, Brad Pitt crazy.
 

meowzer

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Originally Posted by Ice4Ice
http:///forum/post/3005090
I. too do not think SJP is attractive. But when one brings up Angeline Jolie and thinks she's attractive? Puh-lease ... I don't think she's attractive either. Call me nuts but she's one strange bird who simply too obsessed with adopting kids and running her hubby, Brad Pitt crazy.
I don't like either of them.....
 
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