Hey Mr. Bubbles, Is the tank even yours? Or is it your daddies? BTW, does you dad sometimes wear dresses and prance around the house screaming, I'm a pony, I'm a pony!" at the top of his lungs? If yes, then that explains a lot. I am thinking that this might be your dad's tank and you are making it like your own. I agree that you are not the sharpest crayon in the box, but there is no way you can be this idiotic. Who thinks that this is not even his tank? Have we established that he has a tank?
I think this post is sadly draining attention form the BB that could be spent solving someone elses REAL problems, but hey this is my porcrastination tool.