Stupid People

meowzer

meowzer

Moderator
I have no clue this will last before being deleted....BUT I HAD TO POST IT!!!

Cannot believe someone actually did this!!!!!
As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice..
However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!
Never . ....
Ever . . .. .
Ever . . ....
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your *** and light it!
I REPEAT.. . ..
Never...
Ever...
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your *** & light it ! ! !
 
flpriest

flpriest

Member

That is certainly something you should just know, and not have to be told...

But, in this guys defence... they don't show a pic of his face, maybe it doesn't look much different than his backside...
 
ruaround

ruaround

Active Member
saw this a while back in an email... total idiot!!!
commence countdown to deletion... Sep will wave the magic red wand...
 
bigarn

bigarn

Active Member
That was more than a firecracker!
Looks like the moron tried launching a rocket from his *** ...
 
reefraff

reefraff

Active Member
Looks like a total fake but funny just the same. Should have spent a little more time in photoshop
Back in my office machine repair days I was asked by my wife to make color copies of some pictures for her so she or the girl at Mail Boxes Etc. wouldn't have to look at them. They were autopsy photos and a woman who had squatted over a stick of dynamite she THOUGHT the fuse had gone out on. A lot more nasty looking than that pic shows.
 
meowzer

meowzer

Moderator
GUYS...Don't ruin the joke....geez...who cares if it is photoshop or not...it's not CNN...it's an e-mail joke...
Now you ruined my laugh for the day too...... :(
 
bulldog123

bulldog123

Member
Has anyone ever seen the pic of the Marine that crimped a blasting cap with his teeth. Not a smart move. I didnt read the entire story but the pic are bad. There is no way I would post it here. Alot worse than a fire cracker.
 
nw2salt08

nw2salt08

Active Member
It's amazing what stupid things people come up with to do to themselves. It's a given that certain things do NOT belong in certain orafices!!! That would be one of em!
 
hlcroghan

hlcroghan

Active Member
Oh yea.....there are all kinds of stories about people with toys, lightbulbs, animals and all kinds of things getting stuck in there.......why in the he-ll would you put a light bulb in there??? Don't people assume that glass would hurt if it broke?? Idiots.....that is one of those things where you say those people should never be allowed to breed....
 
mantisman51

mantisman51

Active Member
I recognize the green tshirt and jeans. This was on Worlds Dumbest last night. He was Australian and it was a Roman candle. His undies caught on fire. He's lucky he didn't put his shrimp on the barbie.
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

Moderator
I almost deleted this but decided just to edit. It IS almost the fourth of July. It doesn't hurt to have warnings of DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME out there at this time
 
meowzer

meowzer

Moderator
Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/3067930
I almost deleted this but decided just to edit. It IS almost the fourth of July. It doesn't hurt to have warnings of DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME out there at this time

awwww...you killed it...

I didn't think it would last...BUT I just had to post it...ya know what I mean
I was thinking maybe someone needed a laugh as much as I did
 
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