Originally Posted by
jackri
http:///forum/post/3069178
There's a video out there somewhere I've seen where some friends are hanging out and decide to launch a large bottle rocket (not just the little one) out of someones ummm rear. One guy holds his legs... another puts it in, lets it dangle and lights it.... well instead of taking off he "tightens" up and sparks flying cause him to clench harder as he gets up off the ground with this rocket streaking nowhere burning him... and the funny as umm heck *pop* at the end. True and hilarious.
Side note... when I was 5 or 6 I stuck my tongue to a hand rail before school in the winter here in ND... and yeah I didn't get all my tongue back.
I have seen a few like that on Ebaums world. There are a few that come around this time of year...
And as far as the 'Darwin 'Awards go, during a year in my elementary school, 1 kid in my class would always put his head between the rails on the second floor stair well. It was all fun in games until the day his head went in, but would not come out. As I was hobbling down the stairs with a broken leg (from learning to ride a bike) I recall the Principal and the PE teacher trying to pry them apart and his words echoing through the halls.... " I'll never ever ever get my head out of here."
Till the fire dept showed up...