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reefraff

Active Member
Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/3067930
I almost deleted this but decided just to edit. It IS almost the fourth of July. It doesn't hurt to have warnings of DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME out there at this time

You're OK Sep, I don't care what Meowzer says about you
 

ruaround

Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/3067933
awwww...you killed it...

I didn't think it would last...BUT I just had to post it...ya know what I mean
I was thinking maybe someone needed a laugh as much as I did
5 min after you posted i predicted the future... 5 1/2 hours later POOF... RED...
 

sepulatian

Moderator
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/3068031
That's ok I really didn't think it would last long at all....

And I like everybodeeeeeee

It almost didn't then I thought about it for a sec. The post isn't that bad other than a few curse words and an exploded butt picture...
 

lovethesea

Active Member
that has never occured to me to tell my kids this, but hey, at least I can say I told you so, if they are dumb enough to try it.
on a side note, my cousin stuck a pea up his nose and it was up there for awhile........by the time his mom figured out something was wrong it was really yucko. The Doc got a chuckle out of it after he got it out.
 

ironeagle2006

Active Member
Come on growing up my brothers and I used to have Roman Candle WARS aka stand 10 paces apart and SHOOT them at each other at Grandmas Farm. Hey when you live in IL you have to do stuff like that in the COUNTRY. For years we held the unoffical Sciota 4th of July Fireworks display but with 4 familys each kicking in 200 bucks towards the display and only Mortars allowed Min size was 3 inches you got a nice one.
 

jackri

Active Member
There's a video out there somewhere I've seen where some friends are hanging out and decide to launch a large bottle rocket (not just the little one) out of someones ummm rear. One guy holds his legs... another puts it in, lets it dangle and lights it.... well instead of taking off he "tightens" up and sparks flying cause him to clench harder as he gets up off the ground with this rocket streaking nowhere burning him... and the funny as umm heck *pop* at the end. True and hilarious.
Side note... when I was 5 or 6 I stuck my tongue to a hand rail before school in the winter here in ND... and yeah I didn't get all my tongue back.
 

kspops

Member
Originally Posted by jackri
http:///forum/post/3069178
There's a video out there somewhere I've seen where some friends are hanging out and decide to launch a large bottle rocket (not just the little one) out of someones ummm rear. One guy holds his legs... another puts it in, lets it dangle and lights it.... well instead of taking off he "tightens" up and sparks flying cause him to clench harder as he gets up off the ground with this rocket streaking nowhere burning him... and the funny as umm heck *pop* at the end. True and hilarious.
Side note... when I was 5 or 6 I stuck my tongue to a hand rail before school in the winter here in ND... and yeah I didn't get all my tongue back.
I have seen a few like that on Ebaums world. There are a few that come around this time of year...
And as far as the 'Darwin 'Awards go, during a year in my elementary school, 1 kid in my class would always put his head between the rails on the second floor stair well. It was all fun in games until the day his head went in, but would not come out. As I was hobbling down the stairs with a broken leg (from learning to ride a bike) I recall the Principal and the PE teacher trying to pry them apart and his words echoing through the halls.... " I'll never ever ever get my head out of here."
Till the fire dept showed up...
 

crypt keeper

Active Member
Im ready for the 4th. There re more mortars on the floor. About 100 more. Just to give you an idea of how big the rockets are. Thats my buddies head. He is over 6 feet tall but kneeling down. Oh we are gonna have a great show!
 

cranberry

Active Member
Originally Posted by lovethesea
http:///forum/post/3068561
that has never occured to me to tell my kids this, but hey, at least I can say I told you so, if they are dumb enough to try it.
I've seen too many ER xrays to realize there are things adults need to be told that would never have occurred for me to say.....
 

dragonzim

Active Member
Originally Posted by ironeagle2006
http:///forum/post/3068645
Come on growing up my brothers and I used to have Roman Candle WARS aka stand 10 paces apart and SHOOT them at each other
Played that game a few times with a buddy but we also used metal garbage can lids as shields
 
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