ok, random thoughts: my sister is the queen of these:
random thought # 1: What if it was illegal to have 2 legs, so you have to have one amputated at birth?
random thought # 2: what if it was illegal to have hair, so you had to shave it every day, but when you do something wrong, and they arrest you, there's no razors in jail. So you can't ever shave your head, so you'd be in jail forever...
random thought # 3: what if cows said "sofa" instead of "moo", so when you went to a farm, you just heard "sofa, sofa, sofa, sofa"...
as for tattoos, my hubby has 13, and is still planning on getting more. I'll let you know what each one is, and maybe you can gain appreciation for me (having to be married to him...). He has: 3 tattoos of spiderman, 1 of link (from the legend of zelda), 1 of optimus prime (from transformers), 1 of a character named rei (from neon genesis), 2 of angels, one of a flaming sword with a heart at the top, one of a cross, one of a butterfly on his chest (for me... i called him tiger once, and he called me his butterfly because he said i'm beautiful like one... what a line!!!), one of a celtic sort of thing... it has something to do with apostles... it's something like an eagle head, and a tiger head... i have to ask him more about that, and one of this weird blend thing of a man and woman hugging... So what can you conclude about the hubby?