i've never minded surgury but, then again, i've never had anything major. but from my experience it's always been way cool. think of the positives folks!
a. you get to get knocked out by powerful drugs that instantaneously put you in a coma
b. you wake up like nothing happend.
c. nurses are there to pamper you so you can always flirt with them or feel sorry for yourself, yet still expect somewhat positive feedback from them
d. potential for morphine. i've never had it but it sure sounds cool. same with laughing gas.
e. prescription for other cool aftermath drugs like vicatin, codene, oxycotin (or whatever that crap was that got jack osborne all spun), and maybe even a license to legally grow marajuana!!
f. you may get a cool videotape of the proceedure. combine that with some sepultura chaos a.d. for the backround music and you've got one ass-kickin vid!
g. if yer sent home with a cast or any type of bandaging then girls will FLOCK to you with immediate pampering at the strip club. i remember when my buddy broke his wrist and got Grade A treatment from em a few years ago.
h. paid sick leave + time off from work. and you just lay back on yer hospital bed, stoned, sip orange juice, and watch tv.
i. if yer surgery results in temporary facial mutilation then you can pretend that yer a monster and scare all the neighborhood kids.
now THOSE are some benefits. so i get paid to get drugged up, go to sleep, flirt, relax, do more drugs, have strippers worship me, and have my own pot garden?? SIGN ME UP!!