The Greatest Newbie Mistakes of All Time

acekjd83

Member
when i set up my sump, i used aquarium sealant to glue some plastic flex hosing between the PVC and the return pump. i came home after a vacation (why is it always during vacation?!?!) to find an empty sump, a burned out return pump, and a length of hose leading from the pump to the kitchen... a kitchen floor covered in salt crystals and mold. :scared: APPARENTLY, aquarium sealant is not an adhesive...

so remember: dont rely on aquarium sealant to be an integral part of your plumbing
 

fadec40

Member
Originally Posted by MonaLisa

Too funny!!! Something kinda like that rolled through my mind, but I'm just too jealou...err...polite to say it.

My newbie mistake is up and coming. I'm in the middle of a cleaning and wc right now, so I may be experiencing one as we speak.
Lisa :happyfish

Lisa,
Just have the maid clean up for you and kick your feet up and relax!
 

monalisa

Active Member
Originally Posted by Fadec40
Lisa,
Just have the maid clean up for you and kick your feet up and relax!

HELLOOOO, Fadec,
$$$, chaching!! Gotta pay for my tank and stuff to put in it!!
Anywho, water change and cleaning went well.
Newbie blunders...the one that pops right into my head is when I was first buying LR for my tank. The guy at the LFS showed me a tank of "semi-live". I picked out a few choice pieces, took it home, put it in my VERY new tank (no inhabitants yet)...and oh looky, I wonder what all that green fuzzy stuff is!!! Yep, green algea on a rock that was covered with tiny feather dusters, so I couldn't take it out to scrub it!! The algea's all gone now and my featherdusters are also fine, but sheesh...if I'd only known,

Don't put a rock in your tank that has fuzzy green stuff on it!! For some reason that fuzzy green stuff will live, no... thrive through the cycle!!
Lisa :happyfish
 
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sinner's girl

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another one, when I moved over everything from the 55gl to the 75gl I didn't add an extra ph. Just had one. Didn't even think about it. Till stuff starting growing everywhere, I couldn't figure it out, my water was good, lights were good, what the heck? Oh, yeah, I need water movement. That was a pain in the butt to clean up. had to move all the lr around, mixed up a bunch of crap. yuck.
I'd go with ls over cc next time. Don't have to vacuum ls. It's a pain to vacuum cc, esp with lots of lr. Ugh, I can't get to most of the cc from the way Sinner arranged the lr. But what can I do? (other than get a job so I can get ls). Next tank will have ls.
I like Damsels. Once Sinner's freshwater fish die (he's down to five now), I'm going to set it back up as saltwater and put in damsels. Unless he adds more fish...
Ah, another, this was Sinner's doing. He had a 20gl long set up. bought a clown and an annomeoe (right, like I can spell that). Had just regular lights that come with the tank. the clown died soon but Rosy (the annomone) did great, untill he trusted his mom. He was moving, he couldn't be there, all she add to do was plug in the cord. That's all. One cord (had a power strip with filter, heater, air pump ect). And she didn't. After having no heat or air or light for the weekend, Rosy was gone. Oh, this is the same 20gl with the cc and ugf.
Then, she killed my damsels. Big old ugly guy that come with the 75gl and lived through the first move. Then, we're moving again, I have bins of saltwater around the 75gl with the damsel, and she's spraying bug spray all over the ceiling above and around the tank and open bins. My am, and nitites were zero, nitrates like 10 or less. and the damsel died. Umm...I wonder? Lesson, don't let evil mother-in-law near my tanks or fish! Luckly, we had already moved the 55gl so my clown and other damsel and 2 stars were safe.
About *****...we've gotten fish there and haven't had a problem. Sometimes the fish look bad, so we dont' get them. But hey, cheap. I can't order fish from here because I can't add $79 worth of fish to one tank. And other fish stores want way too much for clowns.
 

mikeyjer

Active Member
Oh yea, one more major mistake we've made from the beginning, not getting a power head, fish died from insufficient oygenation.
 

sw65galma

Active Member
I can't count mine....1 was buying damsels....Still have 3 of the buggers from 2 years ago lol!
Not having a skimmer
Using CC
Paying $9-11/lb for LR.
Putting a CC star in with all my snails...
Setting up 6 tanks lol
Getting a Sun Coral
Putting an Air pump and Stone in the tank
"petting" a rock anenome with my fingers
 

feixjai

Active Member
oh boy i made many mistakes
start my first tank (15 gallons) started with no live and regular pebble sand
got 3 damsels
got a sailfin and didnt even know it
got a firefish goby
then i swtiched from my 15 to my 20
had regular sand again.
then i changed to live sand and put in all the fish on the same day
got a firefish
got a maroon
got a false perc
got a clarkii
got a sand sifting goby
listened to the lfs
got a condi anemone which died yesterday because it got sucked up by ph
then i hated the 20 gallon and bought a new tank so switched to the 24 nano cube
lfs told me that i could have a sebae anemone under my lights! :mad:
well its still alive.
got 3 chrmois 1 disappeared all of a sudden
got a scooter blenny lived for about 2 months and disappeared
got a peppermint shrimp that disappeared
got an emarld crab that i dont know where it is now
got a watchedman goby
and now guess what
i have cyano again!! long way :mad:
 

merredeth

Active Member

Originally Posted by Fadec40
MAIDS and CLEANING LADIES????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Heck, why not just hire Aquarium Service to maintain the tank?
Better yet, have the chauffer keep the tank glass clean when he's not waxing the Rolls Royce!
Hey now! I handle the care of my own tanks! That is a pleasure to do and it relaxes me just as working with my roses does.
However, dusting and vacuuming after a hard week in the office isn't
a pleasure for me and it certainly isn't for most of the women I know. Since no one in my house likes to to it, rather than fight about who is going to do it, spending a couple hundred a month for someone else is the best spent couple of hundred I spend each month!
Besides think of it this way - a person's time is worth money. I charge my client's several hundred dollars an hour. I think they would prefer me to be be accessible to them rather than saying, "sorry, I can't work Friday because I have to clean the house to get ready for the weekend pool party." I also think my daughter would prefer what free time I have is spent seeing me and doing things with her rather than just seeing her mother's butt sticking out from inside the oven.
Just my humble opinion....
Denise M.
 

fadec40

Member

Originally Posted by Merredeth
Hey now! I handle the care of my own tanks! That is a pleasure to do and it relaxes me just as working with my roses does.
However, dusting and vacuuming after a hard week in the office isn't
a pleasure for me and it certainly isn't for most of the women I know. Since no one in my house likes to to it, rather than fight about who is going to do it, spending a couple hundred a month for someone else is the best spent couple of hundred I spend each month!
Besides think of it this way - a person's time is worth money. I charge my client's several hundred dollars an hour. I think they would prefer me to be be accessible to them rather than saying, "sorry, I can't work Friday because I have to clean the house to get ready for the weekend pool party." I also think my daughter would prefer what free time I have is spent seeing me and doing things with her rather than just seeing her mother's butt sticking out from inside the oven.
Just my humble opinion....
Denise M.


Whoa,,relax there, Denise!
I just found the whole thing funny when Maids and Cleaning were mentioned!
 

texasmetal

Active Member
...attempting to make a 10-gallon tank work with no prior experience with saltwater.
What's the big deal with Damsels?
 
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jdragunas

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They're mean! They get very territorial and will bully your other fish.
Jenn
 

texasmetal

Active Member
Originally Posted by jdragunas
They're mean! They get very territorial and will bully your other fish.
Jenn

Ah, gotcha. Considering I'm going with an aggressive tank that shouldn't be a problem right? Seems they would end up lunch for a Puffer or Trigger.
 

merredeth

Active Member

Originally Posted by MonaLisa

Too funny!!! Something kinda like that rolled through my mind, but I'm just too jealou...err...polite to say it.

Lisa :happyfish
I catch all kinds of hell from my extended family and friends about the cleaning lady. The chauffeur comment was probably the funniest I have heard or read in awhile too.
I don't need a driver though. What I need is a good cook! I HATE
cooking and the last time I checked, my husband wasn't too pleased with the low fat, low carb food I've been trying to pass off as great tasting food.
Denise M.
 

merredeth

Active Member
Originally Posted by Fadec40
Whoa,,relax there, Denise!
I just found the whole thing funny when Maids and Cleaning were mentioned!
Okay, I promise to chill, relax,. breath deeply and lay off the coffee for at least a post or two.
By the way, I fired the chauffeur someone was kidding about.... I needed a pool boy more and heaven knows his uniform was going to be better eye candy anyway. haha! -- See I can even make a joke if I lay off the coffee for a minute. :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:
Denise M.
:jumping: :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:
(bouncing off the walls, experiencing caffeine withdrawal)
 

ccws

Member
Listening to the LFS and :
1. Cycling my tank with 4 blue green Chromis
2. Buying 2 sandsifting stars for my 1 mo old tank
3. buying a wet dry filter
Also doing a huge water change on my QT before adding 2 clowns. Then not testing my water daily and having it start a cycle. Then not having enough saltwater made up to change all the water b/c a 50 % water change didnt lower the ammonia
And these are just in my first 2.5 months of saltwater!!! Luckily I have had no causilties other than snails yet. Oh and the stars are back at the LFS.
Knowing that a snail died and not removing it. Now my nitrates are high!!!
 

mikeyjer

Active Member
Originally Posted by TexasMetal
...attempting to make a 10-gallon tank work with no prior experience with saltwater.
What's the big deal with Damsels?
They're very territorial and tend to pick on your other fish... :happyfish
 

mr.p

Member
Another quick story maybe one of the worse my dad about 10 years ago bought two lion fish but he forgot to put the salt in the tank lol. They died the next day and he took them back to the store and they gave him his money back for some reason. Sad story but funny now that when we think back about it.
 
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jcrim

Guest
In the spirit of old threads, I figured I'd refresh this one, (I know... too much time on my hands). When I started my first tank many years ago, 20 gallon long, per the lfs advice I cycled with a sfe and tomato clown. They both made it.
 

merredeth

Active Member
Originally Posted by jcrim
In the spirit of old threads, I figured I'd refresh this one, (I know... too much time on my hands). When I started my first tank many years ago, 20 gallon long, per the lfs advice I cycled with a sfe and tomato clown. They both made it.

And the LFS made off like a bandit!!
Knowing what you know now, wouldn't you like to throttle the idiot who told you a SFE could go into a 20 gallon tank, not to mention that the clown and SFE were acceptable marine life to cycle with?
Thank God for memories, pens and paper (for writing stuff down) and computers (to look things up on the 'net).
Denise M.
 
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