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nano reefer

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story of my life pal. suck it up or you'll end up like me. you dont want to think of your homeotwn as boring because later in life when you meet the girl from your high school that wasnt that hot back then but is now a utra babe and she wants to move back home you have to want to go back because if you say no to that she will have a fit and no longer want to be with you so you will be without a girl playing COD4 thinking about suicide because you lost a really hot girlfriend and potential wife because you dislike your hometown so then you are playing COD4 and throw grenades at your feet destroying your stats because you dont care anymore and then you go to the gun store to go on a real life killing spree and the dude behind the counter asks if you ever used a gun and you say u played COD4 which is good enough so he wont sell it and yu end up trying to cast spells on him that arent ral and he laughs as he pulls out a shotgun on your head and as you run for it he shoots at you and missis intentionally so now you cant go on a killing spree or buy a gun so you go to your COD4 and play it when you realize you dont have a job and rent is due so you sell your PS3 and now you cant play COD4 and since you have no money anymore its your last month at the appartment and then you go living on the streets and become an exotic dancer to make some side money while you go to night law school at the community center where you are taught law by a guy who isnt a lawyer but has been sued lots of times so you sue him for being a bad teacher but he has been sued so many times hes good at not being sued any more so you end up having to pay him 20 grand for a false accusation and ---- charges even though you didnt so you run away to vietnam to avoid paying the money where you become addicted to opium and napalm and spend the rest of your life as a guerrilla rain forest nomad.
 

nano reefer

Active Member
watev, i just made it tonight.
anywho.... i just whipped this up over the last 3 hours and i am very satisfied, off to bed now.
 

nano reefer

Active Member
Originally Posted by rebelprettyboy
http:///forum/post/2682979
Whos that hottie? Man tonight is a long night
my girlfriend, she does modeling sometimes for some extra dough, and didnt mind me posting a picture of her on the web.
here's another one, this looks way better IMO. the only thing i dont like about either is in the left picture her left hand is kinda cut off because she was in a doorway, which i edited out.
 

el guapo

Active Member
Your mob fought with: 1 Minigun, 1 Bulletproof Escalade, 3 AK-47, 1 El Camino, 1 Uzi, 5 Bullet Proof Vest, 1 Pump-Action Shotgun, 2 .38 Special
Hells Army G4H's mob fought with: 1 Armored Truck, 1 Minigun, 2 Bulletproof Escalade, 6 Bullet Proof Vest, 8 Pump-Action Shotgun, 1 El Camino
You won the fight, taking 19 damage and dealing 20 damage to your enemy. You gained $5,963 and 6 experience points.
 
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