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shogun323

shogun323

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I went into the hardware section of Lowes this weekend and innocently asked the guy working there, " excuse me sir, can you tell me where I can find your nuts?" He started laughing before I even realized what I had said.
 
maroonytun

maroonytun

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Originally Posted by shogun323
I went into the hardware section of Lowes this weekend and innocently asked the guy working there, " excuse me sir, can you tell me where I can find your nuts?" He started laughing before I even realized what I had said.


LOL
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by shogun323
I went into the hardware section of Lowes this weekend and innocently asked the guy working there, " excuse me sir, can you tell me where I can find your nuts?" He started laughing before I even realized what I had said.

when i worked in the grocery business... i heard this question weekly... around the holidays heard it almost daily... it was hard to keep a straight face...
its also fun to call the meat department of a store and ask if they have pigs feet... then ask where they buy their shoes...
 
fccman

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It should be illegal to put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. And also to sell them. But the worst is 24 hour X mas song radio stations.......already?
 
ruaround

ruaround

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people dont decorate with roaster pans, basters, turkey timers, yams, cranberry sauce, marshmallows or potatoes...

and whats better than Elvis singin Blue Christmas for 54 days in a row reminding you that you havent done any Christmas shopping...
 
hot883

hot883

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Scientists need to figure out the molecular structure of corn. Ever notice it does not get processed in the body.
 
tx reef

tx reef

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Originally Posted by hot883
Scientists need to figure out the molecular structure of corn. Ever notice it does get proceessed in the body.


Wait..where did that come from? I don't remember eating any corn..... :hilarious
 
hot883

hot883

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Originally Posted by TX Reef
Wait..where did that come from? I don't remember eating any corn..... :hilarious
Ya, like a week ago.
What the heck is it made of and why does it keep the same color and shape? It's just not right. :notsure:
 
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