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Time for some Inspirational Posters
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jstdv8
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aww, only one of them worked 
spanko
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IMO to those of you offended by the Op's original stuff, get over yourself. Who are you to push your morals on anyone else? Give me a break. Most if what is wrong with today's society is that people take themselves to seriously. Wah Wah Wah. I am so tired of the politically correct mentality today. If we can't laugh at ourselves sometimes we might as well crawl under a rock and hide from all of the nastiness in the world. I am sure no "attack" at anyone person was the purpose of the OP's post, just some light hearted comic relief.
If you have a problem with what was posted, well I don't know maybe you have a problem that needs to be addressed relative to the "content" of what was posted and you should look into yourself and realize that you need to change.
Henry (judge not least ye be judged) Spanko
If you have a problem with what was posted, well I don't know maybe you have a problem that needs to be addressed relative to the "content" of what was posted and you should look into yourself and realize that you need to change.
Henry (judge not least ye be judged) Spanko
bionicarm
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Originally Posted by spanko http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300017
IMO to those of you offended by the Op's original stuff, get over yourself. Who are you to push your morals on anyone else? Give me a break. Most if what is wrong with today's society is that people take themselves to seriously. Wah Wah Wah. I am so tired of the politically correct mentality today. If we can't laugh at ourselves sometimes we might as well crawl under a rock and hide from all of the nastiness in the world. I am sure no "attack" at anyone person was the purpose of the OP's post, just some light hearted comic relief.
If you have a problem with what was posted, well I don't know maybe you have a problem that needs to be addressed relative to the "content" of what was posted and you should look into yourself and realize that you need to change.
Henry (judge not least ye be judged) Spanko
+1
I just thought they were humorous posters that made fun of those Motivational Posters you're stuck looking at that adorn practically every corporate hallway in the country. A buddy emailed me the lot, and I just copy/pasted them into a thread.
Originally Posted by spanko http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300017
IMO to those of you offended by the Op's original stuff, get over yourself. Who are you to push your morals on anyone else? Give me a break. Most if what is wrong with today's society is that people take themselves to seriously. Wah Wah Wah. I am so tired of the politically correct mentality today. If we can't laugh at ourselves sometimes we might as well crawl under a rock and hide from all of the nastiness in the world. I am sure no "attack" at anyone person was the purpose of the OP's post, just some light hearted comic relief.
If you have a problem with what was posted, well I don't know maybe you have a problem that needs to be addressed relative to the "content" of what was posted and you should look into yourself and realize that you need to change.
Henry (judge not least ye be judged) Spanko
+1
I just thought they were humorous posters that made fun of those Motivational Posters you're stuck looking at that adorn practically every corporate hallway in the country. A buddy emailed me the lot, and I just copy/pasted them into a thread.
meowzer
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Originally Posted by spanko http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300017
IMO to those of you offended by the Op's original stuff, get over yourself. Who are you to push your morals on anyone else? Give me a break. Most if what is wrong with today's society is that people take themselves to seriously. Wah Wah Wah. I am so tired of the politically correct mentality today. If we can't laugh at ourselves sometimes we might as well crawl under a rock and hide from all of the nastiness in the world. I am sure no "attack" at anyone person was the purpose of the OP's post, just some light hearted comic relief.
If you have a problem with what was posted, well I don't know maybe you have a problem that needs to be addressed relative to the "content" of what was posted and you should look into yourself and realize that you need to change.
Henry (judge not least ye be judged) Spanko
LOL...Henry it sounds like you have had a week like mine
spanko
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Originally Posted by meowzer http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300023
LOL...Henry it sounds like you have had a week like mine
I am just so sick of "political correctness" I could just SCREAM!
Originally Posted by meowzer http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300023
LOL...Henry it sounds like you have had a week like mine
I am just so sick of "political correctness" I could just SCREAM!
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smartorl
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I agree. I am very open minded. I notice no one is in an uproar for the guy that may have broken his neck or poor Snoop, trading niceties with Martha (she scares the crap outta me!).
I think if you are someone who is offended, it hit close to home and you should ask yourself why. Why those two as opposed to the others? If you were offended by the general gist of these fine, it's not for everyone but it puzzles me as to why those two are bad and the others are funny?
I think if you are someone who is offended, it hit close to home and you should ask yourself why. Why those two as opposed to the others? If you were offended by the general gist of these fine, it's not for everyone but it puzzles me as to why those two are bad and the others are funny?
spanko
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Originally Posted by smartorl http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300028
I agree. I am very open minded. I notice no one is in an uproar for the guy that may have broken his neck or poor Snoop, trading niceties with Martha (she scares the crap outta me!).
I think if you are someone who is offended, it hit close to home and you should ask yourself why. Why those two as opposed to the others? If you were offended by the general gist of these fine, it's not for everyone but it puzzles me as to why those two are bad and the others are funny?
^ this!
Originally Posted by smartorl http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300028
I agree. I am very open minded. I notice no one is in an uproar for the guy that may have broken his neck or poor Snoop, trading niceties with Martha (she scares the crap outta me!).
I think if you are someone who is offended, it hit close to home and you should ask yourself why. Why those two as opposed to the others? If you were offended by the general gist of these fine, it's not for everyone but it puzzles me as to why those two are bad and the others are funny?
^ this!
stdreb27
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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/20#post_3300005
I thought the same thing too about sniff doggy butt and the old fruitcake lady.
I knew the country was doomed when they banned Speedy Gonzales cartoons. People try too damned hard to be offended. It's perfectly acceptable to tell redneck jokes but god forgive we joke about any other stereotypes.
ROR (it is ok for me to say, I'm 1/8 chinese) I was about to say what? Now we are going to ban anything with an accent in it...
I guess this joke isn't funny either...
An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man all died and went to Hell. The Devil said, “You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I’m in a good mood, so I’m willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words ‘green’, ‘pink’, and ‘yellow’ that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven.”
The Chinese guy goes first. He says, “One morning when I woke up, I looked out the window and saw a green field with pink and yellow flowers in it.” The Devil says, “You think that’s funny?” and the Chinese goes to Hell.
The American is next. He says, “One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk.” The Devil says, “Nice try, but that’s not funny.” The American goes to Hell.
Now, it’s the Mexican’s turn. But he’s not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, “This morning I hear ‘green green green’, I pink up the phone, and say ‘Yellow’?”
Originally Posted by reefraff http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/20#post_3300005
I thought the same thing too about sniff doggy butt and the old fruitcake lady.
I knew the country was doomed when they banned Speedy Gonzales cartoons. People try too damned hard to be offended. It's perfectly acceptable to tell redneck jokes but god forgive we joke about any other stereotypes.
ROR (it is ok for me to say, I'm 1/8 chinese) I was about to say what? Now we are going to ban anything with an accent in it...
I guess this joke isn't funny either...
An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man all died and went to Hell. The Devil said, “You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I’m in a good mood, so I’m willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words ‘green’, ‘pink’, and ‘yellow’ that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven.”
The Chinese guy goes first. He says, “One morning when I woke up, I looked out the window and saw a green field with pink and yellow flowers in it.” The Devil says, “You think that’s funny?” and the Chinese goes to Hell.
The American is next. He says, “One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk.” The Devil says, “Nice try, but that’s not funny.” The American goes to Hell.
Now, it’s the Mexican’s turn. But he’s not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, “This morning I hear ‘green green green’, I pink up the phone, and say ‘Yellow’?”
reefraff
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OK, you have an Irishman walk past a bar, no, really, It can happen.
What do you call a woman with one leg? ILENE
Who's the best man at a redneck wedding? The guy with the jumper cables
What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you what did you do wrong? Left her to much slack when you chained her to the stove.
What do you call a woman with one leg? ILENE
Who's the best man at a redneck wedding? The guy with the jumper cables
What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you what did you do wrong? Left her to much slack when you chained her to the stove.
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smartorl
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Oh don't even get me started on legless person (no race or weight mentioned ) jokes..........
) jokes..........
meowzer
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Originally Posted by smartorl http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300072
Oh don't even get me started on legless person (no race or weight mentioned
) jokes..........OMG....One time when I was abou 13....14....My sisters were older and having a party....YUP...I was the cute lil sis who was given some beer.....well....my sister had a boss that had one leg...they all use to kid and call him peg leg behind his back...they worked at a Long John SIlvers....haha....
lol....well after a few sips of beer...we were at a table in my parents house....and they were all laughing....and I said....hey Marianne tell them about your boss....you know the guy with that you call PEG LEG...arg arg arg...well I had no idea he was at the table
they have never let me forget that either
tangman99
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Political Correction can put a big hickey on my buttocks. I am so sick of having to take this diversity training every year at work. I could give a rat's bunghole about anyone's nationality, skin color or gender but yet I have it shoved down my throat and up my keister every year. Can you tell I'm tired of it?
Anyway, my contribution. Most that i have, I can't post.
And one of my favorites!
Anyway, my contribution. Most that i have, I can't post.
And one of my favorites!
reefraff
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Originally Posted by meowzer http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300075
OMG....One time when I was abou 13....14....My sisters were older and having a party....YUP...I was the cute lil sis who was given some beer.....well....my sister had a boss that had one leg...they all use to kid and call him peg leg behind his back...they worked at a Long John SIlvers....haha....
lol....well after a few sips of beer...we were at a table in my parents house....and they were all laughing....and I said....hey Marianne tell them about your boss....you know the guy with that you call PEG LEG...arg arg arg...well I had no idea he was at the table
they have never let me forget that either
Friend of my brother had a artificial leg below the knee. Back in the late 80's they were out drinking at a kinda blue collar beer bar, nothing fancy. After several pitchers of beer the waitress asks "do one of you guys have a wooden leg or what?" Everyone goes silent and looks at Keith who sets the prosthetic on the table. Girl was in tears apologizing which kind of deflated the funny. They did leave her a huge tip.
Originally Posted by meowzer http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300075
OMG....One time when I was abou 13....14....My sisters were older and having a party....YUP...I was the cute lil sis who was given some beer.....well....my sister had a boss that had one leg...they all use to kid and call him peg leg behind his back...they worked at a Long John SIlvers....haha....
lol....well after a few sips of beer...we were at a table in my parents house....and they were all laughing....and I said....hey Marianne tell them about your boss....you know the guy with that you call PEG LEG...arg arg arg...well I had no idea he was at the table
they have never let me forget that either
Friend of my brother had a artificial leg below the knee. Back in the late 80's they were out drinking at a kinda blue collar beer bar, nothing fancy. After several pitchers of beer the waitress asks "do one of you guys have a wooden leg or what?" Everyone goes silent and looks at Keith who sets the prosthetic on the table. Girl was in tears apologizing which kind of deflated the funny. They did leave her a huge tip.
stdreb27
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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300090
Friend of my brother had a artificial leg below the knee. Back in the late 80's they were out drinking at a kinda blue collar beer bar, nothing fancy. After several pitchers of beer the waitress asks "do one of you guys have a wooden leg or what?" Everyone goes silent and looks at Keith who sets the prosthetic on the table. Girl was in tears apologizing which kind of deflated the funny. They did leave her a huge tip.
I would have been tempted to milk it for free drinks... Unless that meant the girl getting canned or something.
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Originally Posted by TangMan99 http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300087
Political Correction can put a big hickey on my buttocks. I am so sick of having to take this diversity training every year at work. I could give a rat's bunghole about anyone's nationality, skin color or gender but yet I have it shoved down my throat and up my keister every year. Can you tell I'm tired of it?
Lol we were taking an Disabilities sensitivites training at Radioshack one time. (I think they got their rear ends handed to them in a lawsuit because we had to make a lot of ADA compliance changes) So they were going on and on on how to be sensitive with people. About 2 hours in, they lump in racial sensitivies. At this point they're an hour longer than they "claimed" (they lied) and the way we got paid, it was basically unpaid. So I piped up, wait a second, you're lumping in disability with race? What do you people this race is a disability? And feined anger. lol, anyway, the meeting was over after that.
Originally Posted by reefraff http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300090
Friend of my brother had a artificial leg below the knee. Back in the late 80's they were out drinking at a kinda blue collar beer bar, nothing fancy. After several pitchers of beer the waitress asks "do one of you guys have a wooden leg or what?" Everyone goes silent and looks at Keith who sets the prosthetic on the table. Girl was in tears apologizing which kind of deflated the funny. They did leave her a huge tip.
I would have been tempted to milk it for free drinks... Unless that meant the girl getting canned or something.
Quote:
Originally Posted by TangMan99 http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300087
Political Correction can put a big hickey on my buttocks. I am so sick of having to take this diversity training every year at work. I could give a rat's bunghole about anyone's nationality, skin color or gender but yet I have it shoved down my throat and up my keister every year. Can you tell I'm tired of it?
Lol we were taking an Disabilities sensitivites training at Radioshack one time. (I think they got their rear ends handed to them in a lawsuit because we had to make a lot of ADA compliance changes) So they were going on and on on how to be sensitive with people. About 2 hours in, they lump in racial sensitivies. At this point they're an hour longer than they "claimed" (they lied) and the way we got paid, it was basically unpaid. So I piped up, wait a second, you're lumping in disability with race? What do you people this race is a disability? And feined anger. lol, anyway, the meeting was over after that.
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Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300032
ROR (it is ok for me to say, I'm 1/8 chinese) I was about to say what? Now we are going to ban anything with an accent in it...
I guess this joke isn't funny either...
An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man all died and went to Hell. The Devil said, “You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I’m in a good mood, so I’m willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words ‘green’, ‘pink’, and ‘yellow’ that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven.”
The Chinese guy goes first. He says, “One morning when I woke up, I looked out the window and saw a green field with pink and yellow flowers in it.” The Devil says, “You think that’s funny?” and the Chinese goes to Hell.
The American is next. He says, “One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk.” The Devil says, “Nice try, but that’s not funny.” The American goes to Hell.
Now, it’s the Mexican’s turn. But he’s not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, “This morning I hear ‘green green green’, I pink up the phone, and say ‘Yellow’?”
ROR!
Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300032
ROR (it is ok for me to say, I'm 1/8 chinese) I was about to say what? Now we are going to ban anything with an accent in it...
I guess this joke isn't funny either...
An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man all died and went to Hell. The Devil said, “You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I’m in a good mood, so I’m willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words ‘green’, ‘pink’, and ‘yellow’ that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven.”
The Chinese guy goes first. He says, “One morning when I woke up, I looked out the window and saw a green field with pink and yellow flowers in it.” The Devil says, “You think that’s funny?” and the Chinese goes to Hell.
The American is next. He says, “One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk.” The Devil says, “Nice try, but that’s not funny.” The American goes to Hell.
Now, it’s the Mexican’s turn. But he’s not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, “This morning I hear ‘green green green’, I pink up the phone, and say ‘Yellow’?”
ROR!
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Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300032
ROR (it is ok for me to say, I'm 1/8 chinese) I was about to say what? Now we are going to ban anything with an accent in it...
I guess this joke isn't funny either...
An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man all died and went to Hell. The Devil said, “You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I’m in a good mood, so I’m willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words ‘green’, ‘pink’, and ‘yellow’ that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven.”
The Chinese guy goes first. He says, “One morning when I woke up, I looked out the window and saw a green field with pink and yellow flowers in it.” The Devil says, “You think that’s funny?” and the Chinese goes to Hell.
The American is next. He says, “One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk.” The Devil says, “Nice try, but that’s not funny.” The American goes to Hell.
Now, it’s the Mexican’s turn. But he’s not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, “This morning I hear ‘green green green’, I pink up the phone, and say ‘Yellow’?”
ROR!
Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///forum/thread/379596/time-for-some-inspirational-posters/40#post_3300032
ROR (it is ok for me to say, I'm 1/8 chinese) I was about to say what? Now we are going to ban anything with an accent in it...
I guess this joke isn't funny either...
An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man all died and went to Hell. The Devil said, “You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I’m in a good mood, so I’m willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words ‘green’, ‘pink’, and ‘yellow’ that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven.”
The Chinese guy goes first. He says, “One morning when I woke up, I looked out the window and saw a green field with pink and yellow flowers in it.” The Devil says, “You think that’s funny?” and the Chinese goes to Hell.
The American is next. He says, “One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk.” The Devil says, “Nice try, but that’s not funny.” The American goes to Hell.
Now, it’s the Mexican’s turn. But he’s not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, “This morning I hear ‘green green green’, I pink up the phone, and say ‘Yellow’?”
ROR!