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maxalmon
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From their website....."How does it work? Water simply flows through the ECO-AqualizerTM unit, where the internal reaction chamber ionizes the passing water molecules. This not only neutralizes impurities but triggers the Reactivity of water. Reactivity is the molecular interactions between water molecules. This is essential because it aids in the diffusion of nutrients, reduces accumulation of toxins and supports nitrifying bacteria.
In all closed aquarium system, reactivity is decreased by the build up of metabolic wastes. ECO-AqualizerTM uses PATENTED negative ionic energy provided by a proprietary blend of basic electromagnetic physics combined with NASA’s space age far infrared radiation to ensure that aquarium water is constantly being rid of its toxic impurities and remains in a healthy, reactive state"
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I have no idea if the product works, theory sounds good, who knows if it works
In all closed aquarium system, reactivity is decreased by the build up of metabolic wastes. ECO-AqualizerTM uses PATENTED negative ionic energy provided by a proprietary blend of basic electromagnetic physics combined with NASA’s space age far infrared radiation to ensure that aquarium water is constantly being rid of its toxic impurities and remains in a healthy, reactive state"
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I have no idea if the product works, theory sounds good, who knows if it works
sign guy
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Originally Posted by maxalmon
From their website....."How does it work? Water simply flows through the ECO-AqualizerTM unit, where the internal reaction chamber ionizes the passing water molecules. This not only neutralizes impurities but triggers the Reactivity of water. Reactivity is the molecular interactions between water molecules. This is essential because it aids in the diffusion of nutrients, reduces accumulation of toxins and supports nitrifying bacteria.
In all closed aquarium system, reactivity is decreased by the build up of metabolic wastes. ECO-AqualizerTM uses PATENTED negative ionic energy provided by a proprietary blend of basic electromagnetic physics combined with NASA’s space age far infrared radiation to ensure that aquarium water is constantly being rid of its toxic impurities and remains in a healthy, reactive state"
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I have no idea if the product works, theory sounds good, who knows if it works
yeah I read that but just don't know what it is soposed to fix
From their website....."How does it work? Water simply flows through the ECO-AqualizerTM unit, where the internal reaction chamber ionizes the passing water molecules. This not only neutralizes impurities but triggers the Reactivity of water. Reactivity is the molecular interactions between water molecules. This is essential because it aids in the diffusion of nutrients, reduces accumulation of toxins and supports nitrifying bacteria.
In all closed aquarium system, reactivity is decreased by the build up of metabolic wastes. ECO-AqualizerTM uses PATENTED negative ionic energy provided by a proprietary blend of basic electromagnetic physics combined with NASA’s space age far infrared radiation to ensure that aquarium water is constantly being rid of its toxic impurities and remains in a healthy, reactive state"
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I have no idea if the product works, theory sounds good, who knows if it works
yeah I read that but just don't know what it is soposed to fix
scsinet
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Oh man these things have TONS of uses. I buy them by the case.
- You can plumb them into the fuel line of your car. The chamber realigns the molecular structure of the gas to increase it's carbonic reactivity quotient and gives you up to 300 miles per gallon.
- Attach it to the main water line in your house. It disintegrates impurities in the water and causes a cosmic interactuationalization between the hydrogen and oxygen molecules in the water, distilling it.
- Attach a fan to one end. It's negative ionization properties will cause dirt molecules in the air that passes thorugh it to be come little air scrubbers that will spread throughout your home, cleaning the air.
- Keep one next to the bed. If your house catches fire, put one end through your mouth and breathe through it while you escape. The anticoagulation disrequifaction of the smoke molecules neutralizes them and turns them into a pleasant chocolate flavor, so you don't die from smoke inhalation.
- Attach it to your cell phone antenna. It's magnetic flux capacitance supercharges the electron stream from your cell phone antenna to as much as 1.21 gigawatts, allowing it to work inside buildings, elevators, etc.
- place a funnel in one end, and the other end into a glass. At your next party, buy the cheapest beer you can find, such as Natural Light. Pour it through the device into the glass. The yeast in the beer activates the enzymatic-impurit-seeking-microbes which not only cold filter the beer but turn it into a high-priced import, making it not only taste great but also less filling.
- Throw one into your next load of laundry. The device uses it's magnetic amplification ionization electroseparation properties to extract oxygen from the water, which causes tiny oxygen molecules to oxy-cleanse your clothes.
- Using the same funnel and glass arrangement, pour skimmate through it from your protein skimmer. The turbo anticoagulating separation sequencing ionized distillotron will convert the skimmate into high-priced vodka.
- I think you can also use it to shoot spitballs.
Just a few of the many uses!
- You can plumb them into the fuel line of your car. The chamber realigns the molecular structure of the gas to increase it's carbonic reactivity quotient and gives you up to 300 miles per gallon.
- Attach it to the main water line in your house. It disintegrates impurities in the water and causes a cosmic interactuationalization between the hydrogen and oxygen molecules in the water, distilling it.
- Attach a fan to one end. It's negative ionization properties will cause dirt molecules in the air that passes thorugh it to be come little air scrubbers that will spread throughout your home, cleaning the air.
- Keep one next to the bed. If your house catches fire, put one end through your mouth and breathe through it while you escape. The anticoagulation disrequifaction of the smoke molecules neutralizes them and turns them into a pleasant chocolate flavor, so you don't die from smoke inhalation.
- Attach it to your cell phone antenna. It's magnetic flux capacitance supercharges the electron stream from your cell phone antenna to as much as 1.21 gigawatts, allowing it to work inside buildings, elevators, etc.
- place a funnel in one end, and the other end into a glass. At your next party, buy the cheapest beer you can find, such as Natural Light. Pour it through the device into the glass. The yeast in the beer activates the enzymatic-impurit-seeking-microbes which not only cold filter the beer but turn it into a high-priced import, making it not only taste great but also less filling.
- Throw one into your next load of laundry. The device uses it's magnetic amplification ionization electroseparation properties to extract oxygen from the water, which causes tiny oxygen molecules to oxy-cleanse your clothes.
- Using the same funnel and glass arrangement, pour skimmate through it from your protein skimmer. The turbo anticoagulating separation sequencing ionized distillotron will convert the skimmate into high-priced vodka.
- I think you can also use it to shoot spitballs.
Just a few of the many uses!
grumpygils
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Originally Posted by SCSInet
Oh man these things have TONS of uses. I buy them by the case.
- You can plumb them into the fuel line of your car. The chamber realigns the molecular structure of the gas to increase it's carbonic reactivity quotient and gives you up to 300 miles per gallon.
- Attach it to the main water line in your house. It disintegrates impurities in the water and causes a cosmic interactuationalization between the hydrogen and oxygen molecules in the water, distilling it.
- Attach a fan to one end. It's negative ionization properties will cause dirt molecules in the air that passes thorugh it to be come little air scrubbers that will spread throughout your home, cleaning the air.
- Keep one next to the bed. If your house catches fire, put one end through your mouth and breathe through it while you escape. The anticoagulation disrequifaction of the smoke molecules neutralizes them and turns them into a pleasant chocolate flavor, so you don't die from smoke inhalation.
- Attach it to your cell phone antenna. It's magnetic flux capacitance supercharges the electron stream from your cell phone antenna to as much as 1.21 gigawatts, allowing it to work inside buildings, elevators, etc.
- place a funnel in one end, and the other end into a glass. At your next party, buy the cheapest beer you can find, such as Natural Light. Pour it through the device into the glass. The yeast in the beer activates the enzymatic-impurit-seeking-microbes which not only cold filter the beer but turn it into a high-priced import, making it not only taste great but also less filling.
- Throw one into your next load of laundry. The device uses it's magnetic amplification ionization electroseparation properties to extract oxygen from the water, which causes tiny oxygen molecules to oxy-cleanse your clothes.
- Using the same funnel and glass arrangement, pour skimmate through it from your protein skimmer. The turbo anticoagulating separation sequencing ionized distillotron will convert the skimmate into high-priced vodka.
- I think you can also use it to shoot spitballs.
Just a few of the many uses!
MY LFS told me that it would:
Aside from curing ick, killing bristle worms, increasing calcium, removing nitrates, increasing the wattage of you strip light to MH strength, it rearranges all of the atoms on tangs and makes them suitable for 10 gallon nanos. It actually, affects the rods and cones in the tangs retina and gives the fish the impression that it is swimming in the ocean.
Mc
Oh man these things have TONS of uses. I buy them by the case.
- You can plumb them into the fuel line of your car. The chamber realigns the molecular structure of the gas to increase it's carbonic reactivity quotient and gives you up to 300 miles per gallon.
- Attach it to the main water line in your house. It disintegrates impurities in the water and causes a cosmic interactuationalization between the hydrogen and oxygen molecules in the water, distilling it.
- Attach a fan to one end. It's negative ionization properties will cause dirt molecules in the air that passes thorugh it to be come little air scrubbers that will spread throughout your home, cleaning the air.
- Keep one next to the bed. If your house catches fire, put one end through your mouth and breathe through it while you escape. The anticoagulation disrequifaction of the smoke molecules neutralizes them and turns them into a pleasant chocolate flavor, so you don't die from smoke inhalation.
- Attach it to your cell phone antenna. It's magnetic flux capacitance supercharges the electron stream from your cell phone antenna to as much as 1.21 gigawatts, allowing it to work inside buildings, elevators, etc.
- place a funnel in one end, and the other end into a glass. At your next party, buy the cheapest beer you can find, such as Natural Light. Pour it through the device into the glass. The yeast in the beer activates the enzymatic-impurit-seeking-microbes which not only cold filter the beer but turn it into a high-priced import, making it not only taste great but also less filling.
- Throw one into your next load of laundry. The device uses it's magnetic amplification ionization electroseparation properties to extract oxygen from the water, which causes tiny oxygen molecules to oxy-cleanse your clothes.
- Using the same funnel and glass arrangement, pour skimmate through it from your protein skimmer. The turbo anticoagulating separation sequencing ionized distillotron will convert the skimmate into high-priced vodka.
- I think you can also use it to shoot spitballs.
Just a few of the many uses!
MY LFS told me that it would:
Aside from curing ick, killing bristle worms, increasing calcium, removing nitrates, increasing the wattage of you strip light to MH strength, it rearranges all of the atoms on tangs and makes them suitable for 10 gallon nanos. It actually, affects the rods and cones in the tangs retina and gives the fish the impression that it is swimming in the ocean.
Mc
wattsupdoc
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Take one and hit yourself upside the head with it and it'll make you're wife turn into a supermodel. It also has the ability to make you're money dissapear.
