Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy:
Trillian: We have norm... normality.
Arthur: Normality, right. [coughs] We can talk about normality 'till the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What are cows?
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl:
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack: ...But why is the rum gone?
Dead Man's Chest:
Jack: I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
At World's End:
Flying Dutchman Jack: Nobody move! I've dropped me brain.
Dogma:
Rufus: So what do we do now?
Metatron: Well, I say we get drunk, because I'm all out of ideas.
Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take --- for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: --- is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
