"breathe the air, not the water! dont breathe the air!"-thumbtanic
"i found your wallet in the herpies medication aisle" "oh i probably lost it shopping for your christmas present"- employee of the month
"i used to be so bad they would pick me after the white kids"- the longest yard (new version)
"OOOO KELLY CLARKSON"- the 40 year-old virgin
"dasch limpet?! dasch limpet!!!"- the incredible mr limpet
"im gonna need a bucket, a paint brush, and 10 pounds of salt. lance, get his pants."-out cold
"well aint that a daisy"-tombstone
"WHAT? PAMELA IS NOT VIRGIN!?!?!?"-borat
"i see all yall japanese people runnin around sayin kayete kayete its godzilla"-rush hour
"im lost in the middle of the ocean trying to find my son with a fish who cant even remember her own name" "boy i bet thats frustrating" - finding nemo
"is it an african or a european swallow?"-monty python and the holy grail
thats all i got