What's your favorite line from a movie?

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tizzo

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Originally posted by condork12
what movie is tht from. i know it!! but cant get it out.:thinking:

It was Smo-KEEEEEE
In "Friday"
 

condork12

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oh my favorite!! qoutes from mel brooke's Blazzing Saddles
I didnt get a herumf out of that guy.! -
The sherriff is a nn"dong".
I think he said the sheriif is near.
No goddamit the sherif is a ni"dong"
Is it true what they say about you people......Ohh its twew its twew!
Well take the chinks and the ni**ers but we dont want the irish.
Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job.
 

robchuck

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Bill Murray's character from Kingpin: "You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."
I have quite a few more favorites from that film (as well as all of the Farrelly brothers films), but not too many that would be appropriate for this site.
 

tangman99

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All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
We came, we saw, we kicked its a$$. - Ghost Busters
"I'm going to make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee." - Deliverance
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
I know what you're thinking punk. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. - Dirty Harry
You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact - Happy Gilmore
And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my %$#$ - American Pie
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious $h!t. - Back to the Future
You're my boy, Blue! - Old School
Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. - Smokey and the Bandit
 

polarpooch

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This is a great thread!!!
A few more:
"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal." --Pulp Fiction
"Damn right I beat you up." --Changing Lanes
"We could not talk or talk forever...and still find things to not talk about." --Best in Show
"Excuse me sir, I believe you have my stapler." --Office Space
 
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bocandoit

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"there's a papa rat humpin the $#!# out of a momma rat!!!! he's straight pile drivin her!!!!! they do it just like us!!!!!" - bad boys 2
 

wamp

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1.What you say about my momma??!! Break yo self Fool!!!
2. Tha Man!!!
3. You can take Dasheka out the hood, but you can't take them hood rats out Dasheka
4. Wrong Hole Fool!
5. I hate my gums cause they black.....
6. HURRY UP AN BUY!
All lines from the classic comedy, Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the Hood.
1. Hey, You can't park that here, Thats NO parking
-Stripes - Bill Murray
1. No one is sticking there finger in my a^*,.... Unless it's kyle...
2. Why is it that everything today has involved something eithier going in or coming out of my a*%..
- Cartman - Southpark
1. (Crowd) A Black Sherieff????? Hey, it happened in Blazzing Saddles!
- dave Chapelle, Robin Hood men in Tights
Thats all for now, I have 1000s of one liners in my head...
 

yellowtail

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Originally posted by Cartman101
One more.......... "respect my authority"

(south park.....DUH)

oh ya!!!
what eva ,what eva,...its my life,i do what i want!!(south park)
:yes: :happy:
 

dicemanj

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"If you have not spotted the sucker in the first 30 mintues, you are the sucker" Rounders
"All I know is my teeth have never been whiter an my garden is spittin out 50 pound tomatas" Vegas Vacation
"hard 8 comin out" Vegas Vacation
I am going to Vegas tomorrow.
 

fishtanker

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The best lines are from Ghostbusters
"tell him about the twinkie"-Winston
"what about the twinkie?"-Pete
"Lois, are you menstrating right now?"-Pete
"What does that have to do with it?"-Guy in library
"back off man, i'm a scientist"-Pete
"we're the ghostbusters"-Ray
"who does your taxes?"-Louis
"do you want this body?"-Dana
"is this a trick question?"-Pete
"nobody steps on a chuch in my town!!"-pete
Bill Murry is the man!!
 

littleguy

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"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. "
"He's here, who is running hell?"
"What was that girl a freshman? She reads at a sophmore level!"
Those are from Van Wilder there are alot more but they arent appropiriate for this board
 

saltymom

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"Mange! A WALK??? I got an idea, how bout I take you for a walk down to the ladies store, so I can buy ya a new blouse to go along with the meter maid outfit youre gonna be wearin' for now on! *slams the top of the cop car* CUZ THATS YER NEW JOB!" ..........The Animal
 

wamp

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I would have to say the funniest lines and my favorite is from Southpark - Bigger, longer and Uncut:
Eric! How would you like to go see the princible - Mr. Garrison
How would you like to suck my B#%$ - Cartman
What did you say??!! - Mr. Garrison
Uh.. Uh.. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, (pulls out the bull horn) What I said was, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY B#%#..... mr. garrison... - Cartman
I know a little graphic and might get deleted, but if you have seen it, you would know it was one of the funniest lines in a movie...
Oh , and this, from Southpark about Operations "Get behind the Darkies"
Haven't you ever heard of the Amincipation Proclamtion - Chef
I don't listen to Hip Hop - The General
 

hagfish

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Nobody's got Tombstone quotes?
I'm your huckleberry
Must be a daisy of a hand
Throw down boy!
There are many more. Somebody give me another.
Lord of the Rings
Sam - What were you doing anyway?
Golem - Sneeeeking
Neo - (after seeing Morpheus jump) Whoa.
 

cartman101

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" All you have to decide is what to do when the time that is given to you" - Gandalf.
I remember this line but i forgot what movie it was from?
" Say hello to my little freind!" (i herd it on a south park episode and from kangaroo jack and from espn)
 

chandler4

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Originally posted by Cartman101
" All you have to decide is what to do when the time that is given to you" - Gandalf.
I remember this line but i forgot what movie it was from?
" Say hello to my little freind!" (i herd it on a south park episode and from kangaroo jack and from espn)

Did u not see my movie quote b4? Its from SCARFACE! Dar, u never seen SCARFACE?!?!?! Anyway, how about tv shows. I love "Family Guy"!
"Victory is mine!" and
"What the DEUCE?"
-Stewie!!
 
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