What's your favorite line from a movie?
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johneebego
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" Dont make me he bi*ch man slap you"- Deuce Bigelow
" Do you think KFC's still open?"- Old School
" Do you think KFC's still open?"- Old School
clownfish_and_bettas
Member
"turn it side ways and chello, you got a cello"
School of Rock
"You guys want some cookies?"
Corky Romano
"That'll do Donkey. That'll do."
Shrek
Nadia
School of Rock
"You guys want some cookies?"
Corky Romano
"That'll do Donkey. That'll do."
Shrek
Nadia
yankeesrok
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Keep the change ya filthy animal!! ~Macauly Caulkin in Home Alone
C
capschamp
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"this is what happens when you ---k a stranger in the -ss!"
"i'm the dude"
"I'll shove that gun up your-ss and pull the trigger till it goes click" "jesus" "you said it man, dont --c- with the jesus"
"Rug pi--ers did this?"
"walter are these the nazis?" "no donnie these are sadists"
"not the eagles man! I hate the f----g eagles!"
Big lebowski:happy:
"i'm the dude"
"I'll shove that gun up your-ss and pull the trigger till it goes click" "jesus" "you said it man, dont --c- with the jesus"
"Rug pi--ers did this?"
"walter are these the nazis?" "no donnie these are sadists"
"not the eagles man! I hate the f----g eagles!"
Big lebowski:happy:
nigerbang
Active Member
Not ex. a line more like a speech
The Boondock Saints:
Connor - Now you will receive us.
Murphy - We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Connor - We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy - It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor - It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy - With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor - Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy - Do not kill, do not ----, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor - These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy - There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor - But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy - And we will send you to which ever god you wish.
And also Il Duce
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ."
"Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven."
"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god. "
The Boondock Saints:
Connor - Now you will receive us.
Murphy - We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Connor - We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy - It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor - It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy - With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor - Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy - Do not kill, do not ----, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor - These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy - There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor - But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy - And we will send you to which ever god you wish.
And also Il Duce
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ."
"Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven."
"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god. "
reefreak29
Active Member
u think im funny , what funny like a clown
memphis
Member
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
garnet13aj
Active Member
1. No one is sticking there finger in my a^*,.... Unless it's kyle...
It's sick...but it's still funny!
A bunch from love actually (best movie EVER)
Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.
Judy: All I want for Christmas is you.
Daisy: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.
Karen: The lobster?
Daisy: Yeah!
Karen: In the nativity play?
Daisy: [beaming] Yeah, *first* lobster.
Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy: Duh.
It's sick...but it's still funny!
A bunch from love actually (best movie EVER)
Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.
Judy: All I want for Christmas is you.
Daisy: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.
Karen: The lobster?
Daisy: Yeah!
Karen: In the nativity play?
Daisy: [beaming] Yeah, *first* lobster.
Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy: Duh.
morris
New Member
Originally Posted by fishtanker
The best lines are from Ghostbusters
"tell him about the twinkie"-Winston
"what about the twinkie?"-Pete
"Lois, are you menstrating right now?"-Pete
"What does that have to do with it?"-Guy in library
"back off man, i'm a scientist"-Pete
"we're the ghostbusters"-Ray
"who does your taxes?"-Louis
"do you want this body?"-Dana
"is this a trick question?"-Pete
"nobody steps on a chuch in my town!!"-pete
Bill Murry is the man!!
you forgot
"listen......you smell something?
I think that's Pete and Ray
The best lines are from Ghostbusters
"tell him about the twinkie"-Winston
"what about the twinkie?"-Pete
"Lois, are you menstrating right now?"-Pete
"What does that have to do with it?"-Guy in library
"back off man, i'm a scientist"-Pete
"we're the ghostbusters"-Ray
"who does your taxes?"-Louis
"do you want this body?"-Dana
"is this a trick question?"-Pete
"nobody steps on a chuch in my town!!"-pete
Bill Murry is the man!!
you forgot
"listen......you smell something?
I think that's Pete and Ray
catawaba
Active Member
I still owe you for the thing with the guy in the place, and I'll never forget it.--Ocean's 11
You can't handle the truth--A Few Good Men
I want the fairytale--Pretty Woman
What you did is knock us to the bottom of the (gosh darn) food chain--Deep Blue Sea
El Camino--The Mexican
One ping only--The Hunt for Red October
Everyone knows that the only true silver surfer is the kirby silver surfer--Crimson Tide
Forget Maui--The Rock
They're called boobs, Ed--Erin Brockovich
You can't handle the truth--A Few Good Men
I want the fairytale--Pretty Woman
What you did is knock us to the bottom of the (gosh darn) food chain--Deep Blue Sea
El Camino--The Mexican
One ping only--The Hunt for Red October
Everyone knows that the only true silver surfer is the kirby silver surfer--Crimson Tide
Forget Maui--The Rock
They're called boobs, Ed--Erin Brockovich
demartini
Active Member
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun. Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun. Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.