Which SWF'rs would win in a fight?

reefkprz

reefkprz

Active Member
6'2" 150-160lbs redneck. fast, expirienced in grappeling, and years of first hand street survival tactics. rednecks get drunk and fight. then the next day your all friends again. you know how it goes.
my rules for fighting, (if in fact a situation requires it)
1. there is no such thing as an unfair fight, anything goes, if someone is picking a fight with me they better be ready to die, or worse.
2. random objects, yes please
3. bones, throat, eyes, nerve centers, of course.
4. if you cant breathe you cant fight.
5. if your as skinny as I am, you better be faster. if your bigger than I am you better be faster. hell overall you better be faster.
6. please talk smack before the fight and stick your face in mine so I can line up the knockout punch as the first punch.
7. yes I will throw the first punch, while your saying how bad your going to beat me up.
8. if you have friends and intend to rat pack me be reassured I will take as many out as possible on the way.
and finnaly
9: the only fight you really win is one you avoid.
 
scgator

scgator

Member
Youz got nuthin! I'm 6 foot, 235lbs with a loaded kitty that eats cheap canned food and can fire off 10 farts per minute. You come near me and I'll release the GAS! Saddam's musturd gas gots nothin on Pongo Farts!
 
nano reefer

nano reefer

Active Member
Socal, you remind me of an old bar buddy. Big Dave ae used to call him. He lives in the KEys on islamorada. He had full licenses for any type of weapon. he even had a friggin rocket launcher. his basement was just ridiculous. One time me and my buddys walked to his house and he was decked out in full camo and face paint watching some army show. Something "platoon". he claimed to be a Green Beret, but we didnt belive him. he also has this hot sauce collection of 3,000 something bottles. he is nuts.
 
limpit

limpit

New Member
Originally Posted by scgator
http:///forum/post/2692774
Youz got nuthin! I'm 6 foot, 235lbs with a loaded kitty that eats cheap canned food and can fire off 10 farts per minute. You come near me and I'll release the GAS! Saddam's musturd gas gots nothin on Pongo Farts!
Better keep gassy kitty away from any open flames.
 
bang guy

bang guy

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5'11" 220, 20 years military, the last 14 years were "special duty" assignments

I doubt I could win a fair fight but if lives are on the line I'm not going to fight fair.
 
rotarymagic

rotarymagic

Active Member
Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2692492
What kind of fight?
Um...I can only upload 5 pics at a time, so let me know if I should post more.
That stuff is too precise.. I'm more of an IED kinda guy... they scare people alittle more, can't see them coming.. I mean who would think that "big wheel" that got loose and ran into car in the street was really gonna blow up hahaha.
 
m0nk

m0nk

Active Member
I know kung fu.
Other than that, I'd probably get my butt whooped.
Oh, CFR, this one's for you:
 
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dragonzim

Active Member
6'3, 265 lbs and a collection of swords and knives that could arm 20 people.
Guns are for sissy's! Give me a good 2 handed broadsword for sheer stopping power or a nice gladius for some close combat over a gun anyday!
 
bang guy

bang guy

Moderator
Originally Posted by DragonZim
http:///forum/post/2695003
6'3, 265 lbs and a collection of swords and knives that could arm 20 people.
Guns are for sissy's! Give me a good 2 handed broadsword for sheer stopping power or a nice gladius for some close combat over a gun anyday!
{Bang Guy runs away screaming like a little girl}
 
perfectdark

perfectdark

Active Member
Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2692492
What kind of fight?
Um...I can only upload 5 pics at a time, so let me know if I should post more.
Damn... socal beat me to it..sort of.
I was gonna say... I have a carry permit, therefore.. I WIN !!!
LOL
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
 
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