Woman Card / Chickslip

jennythebugg

jennythebugg

Active Member
I think we should have a woman card or girlcard or chick slip whatever but if the guys get one shouldnt we have one ? and we should start making rules for it too like
rule#22 no real chick should have a can of skoal in her possesion at anytime - i saw that just a few minutes ago at the store

rule #37 no real woman should ever shave her face
rule #11 passing gas loudly and laughing about it is for men and apes and therefore not allowed
i don't know what do you girls think ?
got any rules
 
ruaround

ruaround

Active Member
this is a stretch... man council will vote and get back to you if we will allow such a thing as "chick slip"...
 
maryg

maryg

Member
There is of course the "unwritten rule" that man can't control woman. Lol...
Rule #3 We control the A/C as we wish (due to hormonal fluctuations).
Rule #4 We also control the remote control.
 
maryg

maryg

Member
Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2887159
I think we should have a woman card or girlcard or chick slip whatever but if the guys get one shouldnt we have one ? and we should start making rules for it too like
rule#22 no real chick should have a can of skoal in her possesion at anytime - i saw that just a few minutes ago at the store

rule #37 no real woman should ever shave her face
rule #11 passing gas loudly and laughing about it is for men and apes and therefore not allowed
i don't know what do you girls think ?
got any rules
I agree with #37 but occasional waxing is permitted.
 
snakeblitz33

snakeblitz33

Well-Known Member
lol, Mary, you all also control certain outputs of certain very well wanted services to men... that's definately power in my opinion!
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

Moderator
Rule #17- WE decide our sleeping attire at all times.
Rule #18- The female always has the final say although we will take the opposite gender's ideas into consideration when we feel it is necessary.
Rule 18-B -If you don't clean it, care for it, or otherwise tend to it, then you do not make final decisions regarding it.
Rule #19- We reserve the right to be cranky at certain times either because the calendar dictates, the male is getting on our nerves, or simply for our own amusement.
Rule #20 - All females should be well versed in asking for directions and at no time should drive around saying things like "I know where we are going" when clearly we do not.
Rule #21- We reserve the right to modify and/or change these rules at any given time without prior male notification.
HAHA, I am kidding of course, but that was pretty fun
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by MaryG
http:///forum/post/2887252
There is of course the "unwritten rule" that man can't control woman. Lol...
Rule #3 We control the A/C as we wish (due to hormonal fluctuations).
Rule #4 We also control the remote control.


#3 Only if you are capable of repairing it when it breaks due to unwarranteed stress from fluctuating settings.
#4...Not happening mainly because you can not program them to run everything in the house as we can.
 
alix2.0

alix2.0

Active Member
darth why dont you go grill a burger or something?
i for one fully embrace the chickslip idea. as long as its pink.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2887471
darth why dont you go grill a burger or something?
i for one fully embrace the chickslip idea. as long as its pink.
I would, but I am waiting for my wife to finish getting ready so we can leave for the Xmas party tonight....
 
crimzy

crimzy

Active Member
I like the chick card rules but there is one basic downfall. If a man violates the man-rules, he is basically lowering himself to a lower status... ie the non-man gender. If a woman violates the woman-law then is she therefore promoted to a man-like status? Not really sure how that works...

 
sepulatian

sepulatian

Moderator
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2887652
I like the chick card rules but there is one basic downfall. If a man violates the man-rules, he is basically lowering himself to a lower status... ie the non-man gender. If a woman violates the woman-law then is she therefore promoted to a man-like status? Not really sure how that works...


Oh no, we would never be so cruel as to demote one of our own to man-like status
 
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