Woman Card / Chickslip

stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by MaryG
http:///forum/post/2887252
Rule #4 We also control the remote control.

you have to know what the buttons do first. Good luck figuring that out...
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2887652
I like the chick card rules but there is one basic downfall. If a man violates the man-rules, he is basically lowering himself to a lower status... ie the non-man gender. If a woman violates the woman-law then is she therefore promoted to a man-like status? Not really sure how that works...


This is brilliant.
 
flpriest

flpriest

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Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2887663
no she would just have to walk around stinky and hairy and unkempt which is its own punishment
See, this is the EXACT point where the man card and the chick slip separate...
Men consider this leisure time and wemen consider it a punishment!
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by lovethesea
http:///forum/post/2887680
women have said this about men for YEARS!!!!

we know exactly how to push womans buttons. And we do that for fun. Kind of like snake charming or gator wrestling... Stupid and dangerous hence fun...
 
lovethesea

lovethesea

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2887995
we know exactly how to push womans buttons. And we do that for fun. Kind of like snake charming or gator wrestling... Stupid and dangerous hence fun...


there is only one that is really important and I think you proved my point.
 
nw2salt08

nw2salt08

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I like the idea of the chickslip and let's consider this for a moment. Most people have to figure out how to work those remotes. Well, if you call your cable provider or dish provider most of the time you'll find WOMEN on the other end telling you how to program such remote to everything in the house. I used to do this and still program all the remotes in the house.
We own the remote. lol
 
wattsupdoc

wattsupdoc

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I have for some time now avoided the "mancard" threads. However, as the originator and therefore King of the mancard, I have to say this is allowed under man card rules. Any man who may object this is surely not as secure as ownership of the mancard dictates. Insecurity is covered in rule #1269, section F, chapter 86 fine print note A4. Also known as the wimp clause. You guys clearly didn't read the section on emotional stability have you? Hence the "chickslip" is clearly allowed. After all what do you do with a man card once it has been revoked? Convert it to a chickslip, read the rules guys!
 
nw2salt08

nw2salt08

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I have no issues with cooking...I cook every day...but my place is a lot more than just the kitchen. lol Also out in the garage, welding.
 
girlina4x4

girlina4x4

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Haha, I laughed when I saw the can of Skoal comment. I looked across from me and saw a can of Grizzly (NOT MINE!!) sitting on the cooler full of beer.
Rule # 55A: No woman should ever show off a muffin top or FUPA.
#55B: If you have a muffin top or FUPA, said woman must buy a pair of Spanxx
#55C: If you can not buy Spanxx, said woman should wear clothes that fit loosely and comfortably
 
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