Woman Card / Chickslip

[dragonzim]

Originally Posted by Girlina4x4
http:///forum/post/2890630
Haha, I cant say here. You'd have to Google/Urban dictionary it....
Oh thats just WRONG!

 

[robertmathern]

Originally Posted by Girlina4x4
http:///forum/post/2890630
Haha, I cant say here. You'd have to Google/Urban dictionary it....
Ewwww I will be loosing sleep over this now. Something are just better left unknown

 

[maryg]

Hillarious!
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2890379
What the heck is a FUPA? some Jewish cuisine?
Fat
Upper
Pubic
Area

 

[deejeff442]

we dont have kids so i really dont care what my wife does.
i pay the bills and she works for spending money and dog food for her 7 dogs.
as long as she leaves me the gararge and my fish tank alone.
luckily she likes to cook and i like to eat we get along great.

 

[saltn00b]

men have rules regarding the keeping of the purity of manhood.
women are allowed to have rules of whatever they see fit for their own womanhood, i suppose. but now look at the difference of most of these "proposed" rules.
they quickly become statements about what they get and what they own and what they control in regard to men.... WRONG this is not a wish list. this is not some dreamland Utopia. the only thing men have to do with a list keeping up with chick-slip rules is how women should act around them, if anything at all. this is your own set of rules. now then, try again for those that have failed.

 

[nw2salt08]

I love to cook...no question about that. My husband loves to eat. But it's not the only thing that is within my title. I've learned from having to be alone with kids so much that you have to do things for yourself though. I can program the remotes, weld anything that needs to be welded, fix my cars, work on the house and at the end of the day keep my tank pristine. I'm happy and I'm all woman. This is what the chick slip stands for, I believe. Just like guys and their independence, we love ours.

 

[robertmathern]

Originally Posted by Nw2Salt08
http:///forum/post/2892597
I love to cook...no question about that. My husband loves to eat. But it's not the only thing that is within my title. I've learned from having to be alone with kids so much that you have to do things for yourself though. I can program the remotes, weld anything that needs to be welded, fix my cars, work on the house and at the end of the day keep my tank pristine. I'm happy and I'm all woman. This is what the chick slip stands for, I believe. Just like guys and their independence, we love ours.

Will you marry me. LOL just kidding I am married. Please teach my wife what you do. You would make me one happy man LOL

 

[jennythebugg]

Originally Posted by Nw2Salt08
http:///forum/post/2892597
I love to cook...no question about that. My husband loves to eat. But it's not the only thing that is within my title. I've learned from having to be alone with kids so much that you have to do things for yourself though. I can program the remotes, weld anything that needs to be welded, fix my cars, work on the house and at the end of the day keep my tank pristine. I'm happy and I'm all woman. This is what the chick slip stands for, I believe. Just like guys and their independence, we love ours.

amen sister
for some reason these neanderthals think that all women are ditzy and only know how to paint their nails and shop . i know of at LEAST five completly strong ,independant ,capable women on this board alone

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2892890
amen sister
for some reason these neanderthals think that all women are ditzy and only know how to paint their nails and shop . i know of at LEAST five completly strong ,independant ,capable women on this board alone
What? You mean we all like don't like go shopping and like paint our nails like all of the time?

HAHA!!! Oy

 

[rotarymagic]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2890719
i dont even finish reading them anymore - men like that usually die old and lonely
you're right... I'd hate to get buried next to a fatty... I'll definitely make it a point to die alone, I'd hate to never be able to get away from her after I'm buried... may have to do the cremation route just to make sure... haven't ever woke up next to a fatty even when I've been out drinking and I don't plan on it... ever!!!

 

[rotarymagic]

Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/2890511
Okay... Rotary, I take it you are not married and not even dating? I know all of this is just for fun, but all I see from you is sarcastic, flaming and underhanded comments, especially when it comes to women. I mean is that the real you or you just not happy with anything or just having a bad day... every day?
Everything SUCKS!!!

Everyday is a bad day when you encounter other people... they steal, they lie, they cheat, they're incapable of maintaining speed or staying in a single lane, incapable of ordering at the drive thru speaker in a intelligent and prompt manner, they're incapable of getting their stroller and their own person out of the way for people that actually walk at a rate quicker than that of grass growing..

 

[silverdak]

I am sorry to inform you.. altho it might seem like a good idea, it will never be as big as "Man Law" and I would post up the laws for you.... however I would get the boot real fast haha

 

[silverdak]

Originally Posted by Rotarymagic
http:///forum/post/2889386
Rule#1: A womans place is in the ______

KITCHEN! what do I win?

had to be said lol

 

[rotarymagic]

Originally Posted by SilverDak
http:///forum/post/2893024
KITCHEN! what do I win?

had to be said lol
that's not the only possible answer.

 

[-tara33-]

Originally Posted by Rotarymagic
http:///forum/post/2893025
that's not the only possible answer.

would you like to list the others rotary, i dare you!, all the women will be coming for you!

 

[spanko]

Originally Posted by Rotarymagic
http:///forum/post/2893018
Everything SUCKS!!!

Everyday is a bad day when you encounter other people... they steal, they lie, they cheat, they're incapable of maintaining speed or staying in a single lane, incapable of ordering at the drive thru speaker in a intelligent and prompt manner, they're incapable of getting their stroller and their own person out of the way for people that actually walk at a rate quicker than that of grass growing..
WOW very EMOish of you bud.

 

[nw2salt08]

Originally Posted by robertmathern
http:///forum/post/2892668
Will you marry me. LOL just kidding I am married. Please teach my wife what you do. You would make me one happy man LOL

LOL It probably would depend on if she would be interested in those things as to whether I could teach her. lol I love to work on cars and weld. But yes, I could teach her. I'm a certified master welder. I got my degree from Tulsa Welding School in 2005. I was the first woman in over 2 years to go through all 10 phases of the program without having to rephase and I can TIG two aluminum cans together without burning through.
It's really out of necessity though. Husband is gone overseas a lot and things have to get done so I learned to do them. Now husband asks for help when he's home. lol

 

[reefraff]

All this time wasted by you gals posting here when you could be doing housework.

 

[deejeff442]

thats too funny.

 

[nw2salt08]

Originally Posted by reefraff
http:///forum/post/2893366
All this time wasted by you gals posting here when you could be doing housework.

I've got laundry going right now...

Already folded two loads while being on here...got off and vaccuumed...fed the fish and checked the tank...fixed lunch for kids...
We're good at multitasking...