World's Deadliest Spider Found in Whole Foods Produce

stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2993616
Not to be mean or anything...BUT that is a DUMB reason for not liking Oklahoma......

It happens to be beautiful where I am...ok, no food, no stores etc...BEST PART THOUGH...NO NEIGHBORS
You live out toward east OK? IT is really pretty out there.
NA I just don't like stupid people, and there are a disproportionate amount of them in OK. I have NO problem with the country way of life, infact if I could make a living out in the boondocks I sooo would leave the city.
 
meowzer

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LOL....You are going to find dumb people everywhere you go...believe me....not that there are any more in OK than anywhere else....The bad thing is the accent does not help the MYTH that all OKIES are dumb...you reckon

Oh yeah...yes far S.E. corner
 
tne1cancme

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Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2993629
LOL....You are going to find dumb people everywhere you go...belive me....not that there are any more in OK than anywhere else....The bad thing is the accent does not help the MYTH that all OKIES are dumb...you reckon

Oh yeah...yes far S.E. corner
I agree with ya Meowzer, but I reckon since my IQ is only 144 and my annual income is 3X that of the Houston average, I'm just another dumb@$$ Okie
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by DeMartini
http:///forum/post/2993396
ewww... I hate spiders. I'm never going near the banana section again!
chances of them actually making it to the sales floor are slim...
used to see em all the time when i was a produce kid...
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by tne1cancme
http:///forum/post/2993644
I agree with ya Meowzer, but I reckon since my IQ is only 144 and my annual income is 3X that of the Houston average, I'm just another dumb@$$ Okie

Don't worry, I hate houston too...
 
deejeff442

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i moved to fort worth from buffalo only bumble bee's and garden snakes.
here you need to be carefull of every nook and cranny in the rocks and wood piles.
i found black widows,brown recluse,water mockisons,scorpions all on my property.
luckily havnt been bitten by anything yet.
we had a scorpion sting my dog once the thing almost jumped through the ceiling.
i get to oklahoma once in a while to donate to the casinos .
its nice there .too many people stressed out in n.y. probably cause the taxes are the highest in the country and everyone is broke.i like it here in the south alot more laid back.
 
meowzer

meowzer

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Originally Posted by deejeff442
http:///forum/post/2993853
i moved to fort worth from buffalo only bumble bee's and garden snakes.
here you need to be carefull of every nook and cranny in the rocks and wood piles.
i found black widows,brown recluse,water mockisons,scorpions all on my property.
luckily havnt been bitten by anything yet.
we had a scorpion sting my dog once the thing almost jumped through the ceiling.
i get to oklahoma once in a while to donate to the casinos .
its nice there .too many people stressed out in n.y. probably cause the taxes are the highest in the country and everyone is broke.i like it here in the south alot more laid back.
+1..hello fellow New Yorker
 
yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
http:///forum/post/2993317
...then one day I opened a box and there was one sitting front legs raised ready for action.
Had to go change my shorts. Terifying little creatures. Didnt know they were actually deadly. Just figured they would hurt like a _______ if they bit you and never tested the idea.
Am I the only one who thought this might also pass as a mail-order bride story?
 
salty blues

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Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2993308
Childs said a bite will kill a person in about 25 minutes and while there is an antidote he doesn't know of any in the Tulsa area.
Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men.
Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.

So, the obvious question would be....Does a dude maintain the hours long erection even after you've died (25 minutes after being bitten)?
 
t316

t316

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Originally Posted by salty blues
http:///forum/post/2993999
So, the obvious question would be....Does a dude maintain the hours long erection even after you've died (25 minutes after being bitten)?
I have seen many dead people. I can assure you that no drug will keep (Richard) happy after the last breath has been taken....
He's all "Limp Biscuit" from that point on.
 
jennythebugg

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Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2993629
LOL....You are going to find dumb people everywhere you go...believe me....not that there are any more in OK than anywhere else....The bad thing is the accent does not help the MYTH that all OKIES are dumb...you reckon

Oh yeah...yes far S.E. corner
i do not like oklahoma - the people are alright but the land there is balder than it is here - if thats possible- the dumbest group of people i ever knew personally were from west virginia----just sayin----and why will texas never float away into the gulf of mexico....
because oklahoma sucks ....... ba dum bum lol
 
reefforbrains

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/2994183
Nobody thought my post was funny? man I was laughing for like 10 minutes.
I just walked in the door. Of course I do my late night wanderings and YES your post made me laugh.
Further down the road I again laughed because I know anything someone might say about the post being off color or this being a family board, you will instantly say "RFB started it!"
I was up all night with a project and did not sleep but 3 hours this afternoon and without making it up I really did have a nightmare about those stupid spiders. I woke up laughing knowing instantly it was a dream but I really did have a nightmare one of those was lost behind the couch.
It got loose and I only caught a glimpse of it running under the couch and out of sight. The entire rest of the dream I was practically doing comando rolls through the house around every corner.
 
meowzer

meowzer

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Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2994180
i do not like oklahoma - the people are alright but the land there is balder than it is here - if thats possible- the dumbest group of people i ever knew personally were from west virginia----just sayin----and why will texas never float away into the gulf of mexico....
because oklahoma sucks ....... ba dum bum lol
You have obviously never been to this part of Oklahoma
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by deejeff442
http:///forum/post/2993853
i moved to fort worth from buffalo only bumble bee's and garden snakes.
here you need to be carefull of every nook and cranny in the rocks and wood piles.
i found black widows,brown recluse,water mockisons,scorpions all on my property.
luckily havnt been bitten by anything yet.
we had a scorpion sting my dog once the thing almost jumped through the ceiling.
i get to oklahoma once in a while to donate to the casinos .
its nice there .too many people stressed out in n.y. probably cause the taxes are the highest in the country and everyone is broke.i like it here in the south alot more laid back.
It amazes me the only thing that I ever got into as a kid was fireants and bees.
I've got friends whose kids have been got by widows, recluses and everything. And they were smarter than we were...
 
darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by tne1cancme
http:///forum/post/2993644
I agree with ya Meowzer, but I reckon since my IQ is only 144 and my annual income is 3X that of the Houston average, I'm just another dumb@$$ Okie


you make 30,000 a year?
IQ does not equal the circumference of your head in centimeters...........
 
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