Yo Momma Jokes

[catawaba]

Yo momma's just like a bus. She's big, doesn't smell very good, and you can ride for $1

 

[earlybird]

Yo mamma so poor, she has to crap her pants to get a (s)cent in her pocket

 

[reefreak29]

yo momma so fat, when she turns around a whole year goes by

 

[badtrigger]

your mom is so fat she throws a boomer-rang around her waist to put her belt on.
your mom is so dumb she thought Boys2Men was a day care camp
your mom is so fat her year book photo was an aerial picture shot from a airplane
your mom is so fat her blood type is.... Gravy!
your mom is so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice.
Here is a good You might be a redneck if....... Your Bicycle has a gun rack!!!!

 

[30-xtra high]

yo momma's so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said "sorry
mam, no professionals".

 

[royal gang]

Originally Posted by 30-xtra high
yo momma's so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said "sorry
mam, no professionals".
LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[polyps]

yo momma so fat she got rid of one size fits all
yo momma so stupid she sat in front of the fridge for three hours cause the orange juice said concentrate
yo momma so fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book
yo momma so old when the lord said let there be light she flipped the switch

 

[k-rok]

yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

 

[badtrigger]

your mom is so fat, she has got more rolls than a bakery.

 

[catawaba]

Yo momma's so hairy, her underarms look like Don King in a head lock

 

[alyssia]

Yo mommas armpits smell so bad her secret told on her.

 

[catawaba]

Originally Posted by alyssia
Yo mommas armpits smell so bad her secret told on her.
:hilarious
Yo momma is so dumb. When she took the Pepsi Challenge, she chose SKIPPY

 

[saltn00b]

yo mama's has so many dimples it looks like edward james olmos with a mouthful of mashed potatos!

 

[sig45]

you momma is so fat, her butt looks like 2 bit bulls fighting over milk duds...

 

[saltn00b]

RE POST ! see #7
sig45 - your out! lol

 

[catawaba]

Yo momma's so ugly. When we went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application

 

[slipknot23]

yo mommas so fat she was on her way 2 wal- mart tripped over k-mart and landed on target.

 

[travis89]

ROTFLMAO

 

[reefforbrains]

Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

 

[tome]

I don't wanna laugh, but your mama's so fat the ground is crackin up
Your moma's so fat it takes two busses and a cab to get to her good side.