This is why I don't think those two statements are funny. First of all I really like Bush second of all I really like France. Back in the 1700's France had the Number 2 most powerful army in the world. Number 1 was England. "America" (Put in quotes because we weren't a country yet) had the worst army on the planet. What do I think is funny? Mr. Kerry loosing the election, illegal people sayin' they are legal, good jokes, and more stuff. This is what Mr. Guitar (Chet Atkins) thought was funny...
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