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i couldn't sleep so i woke up (not really coz i wasn't really asleep) at 5am and i am in the office now already what is your excuse to be awake?

office number only. i decided that would be sufficient. there's no reason to smother her.

one month only! and two hands! into her hands! and thank you, mom.

it's not even 9pm and i am ready for bed. i am exhausted from talking to her for two minutes.

earlier this evening, the receptionist held me hostage and we ended up at office depot. i didn't expect to see the subject there, but she was there. at this point i was ready to turn around and flee. the receptionist jerked my jacket so i couldn't escape. i went on to find some stuff i could...

kind of like me and the high-class who-re last week

Originally Posted by keleighr ok grouchy don't make me call you my phone is turned off. yes people here complain about it too

i know you more than you know me. it's a fact.

Originally Posted by jdragunas ofice, i thought you were in love with oli... how about... no i like her. that's all.

Originally Posted by keleighr People who own cell phones BUT NEVER HAVE THEM TURNED on or even bother answering them........ when i called yesterday...

i call your bluff

Originally Posted by keleighr Sorry dude but get some frickin GRAPES! i did go yesterday. but i didn't get any grapes.

Originally Posted by rberhow Hey JD!!! I know you love and missed me and just wanted to let me know. Poor OficeDepot just doesn't love himself enough to let it show. do i know you?

Originally Posted by keleighr pet peeve men who can't say hello to a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, the double whammy

Originally Posted by jdragunas well then, i'm out of your range... sorry, no grapes for you today! grapes... i have a dirty mind

Originally Posted by keleighr You will never have children cause mmmmmmmmmmm maybe to afraid to say "HI!!!!!" that one hurt a little

i was going to say that but decided it was too mean but look who did it

Originally Posted by aredmon I guess I would be considered fat. I have a problem with junk in the trunk and alot up front. Makes buying clothes hard. :mad: I also could stand loosing some around the waist also. (Baby blubber I call it.) that's the reason i've never born a child and never will...

Originally Posted by aredmon i am surprised you got it! Why wouldn't I? because i mask myself very well. very very well.

coffee makes you fat, kr