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she milked 4 martinis off him, left her friends, and then he made some dingleberry excuses to us as to why he couldn't even get her number.

no brad. our egos are worse. anyone in cali will agree that it's just ridicolous out here. we're taking these kids right outta high school and they're making $15,000/month right away! combine that with the most lenient luxury car lease programs, the nightlife, and the amounts of coke that floats...

don't add exclamations to the end of your sentences. it makes it seem like you're shouting at me and that hurts.

Originally posted by iluvfish Or as a sign of respect!! How old are you? save the respect for family and friends. the fact that i won't lie or rip people off and not act like a ---- is enough respect that they'll get. anything else is going to be interpreted as weakness. they'll take your...

Originally posted by elfdoctors I'm sure your coworkers feel you are an ideal employee who is easy to get along with. Have they nominated you to be the new supervisor yet? no. we're just skipping that and goin straight for world dictatorship. Originally posted by elfdoctors I can't imagine...

it's just a lil rinky-dink floury and it'll work for the time being while it's in cycle. within the next month we'll be going MH

The Old People they don't belong here. on a sales floor, old constitutes anyone over the age of 40. leave please! all they do is gripe about the good ol days when they made more money. then they get all sullen around me because when they were my age, i was still a fetus. get over it you...

yes. inquiring minds DO wanna know. lemme share about my co-workers. 95% of them are unbelievably stupid. as a matter of fact, i sometimes feel insulted that these people are working under the same roof as me. no, i change that. i ALWAYS feel insulted that these people are under the same roof...

i feel smothered :)

werks fine 4 me

i'm the dude on the right.

no BUT, if it helps, i am presently doing the following: -sitting at my desk -eating a pastrami on sourdough with extra jalepenos & side of cheese fries -listening to "attitude" by sepultura -flirting with a co-worker see, so it's all gravy brotha

no.

probably beer because, realistically, there is nothing better than beer. i'm willing to bet that some politically correct knucklehead came in there and changed it to sliced bread. lame. probably had all the parents and teachers and other cracked out hippie liberals all dancing behind him in...

come on you prancing prancers!! mayo's over here trying to represent and NOBODY does a lil shakin??? don't let this thread sink like an anchor!

Originally posted by michelle13 You mean it's my fault I'm overweight? And all this time I was blaming McDonald's! Maybe I should sue them for making me fat???? HA! I hate people who cannot take responsibility for their actions, i.e. eating toooooooo much and not moving!! Fat gene??? You...

welp, so much for the boombalastic margaritas.

Originally posted by Purity die

i just won $50 from the company poker rally!!!!!