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we'll keep the name but change the meaning. N.A.S.C.A.R. Newly Anticipated Scurrying of Cars in Anarchistic Rebellion and then we go public. for every $300 ticket that we sell we also offer our fans an additional $50 to add to the ticket that will go to stock options.

now let's add some scantilly clad go-go dancers BUT we'll have the go-go cages being suspended by bungee cords hung by helicopters. the helicopters will fly in circles while the girls try to dance. mayyyybe we could even have the cages dodging the racecars when they get airborne!

i'm much more happier of the fact that i'm reminded that the green sauce is the spicey stuff. one of the best things that goes with beer is cheap, spicey tacos. so while you guys are crunching numbers & letters on graph paper, me and kitty-k are gonna be grubbin mad spicey tacos and kicking...

instead of having pit crews near the side of the track, they should have mimes. this way if somebody screws up then there's a good chance that we get to see a mime get plowed over. now let's fire that stupid announcer. replace him with a drunken ozzy. instead of having concession stands we can...

i love beer and i love tailgate parties but this is just one sport i cannot get into. not when there's other sports like ultimate fighting, supercross, and snowboarding. watching cars going in circles kinda loses it's fun after the 5th lap or so. now what they need to do is have jumps on the...

damn. it was like 90 degrees here yesterday. i come home and my tank's at 86 degrees.

1. alcohal- at least $80 or so per week and that's assuming that i don't go out on the weekends. but if i do then that $80 turns into about a $300 weekly expense. btw, how is bonsai expensive? i did it once and all it cost me was my patience, a plant, pot, and clippers.

that's because algebra is useless. it's only purpose is to neutralize the one side of the brain cause the other side is busy creating cool stuff. but algebra enthusiasts fail to realize that creating cool stuff is waaaaaaayyyy better then scrambling useless & intangible letters and symbols...

i just got back from the gym and have this huge head rush. my arms are shaking too. looking at that math equation almost made me puke.

rizzo=real. uh 1-2, uh 1-2.

tizzo in hizzo off the rizzo fo' shizzo myyyyyy nizzo!!!!!!!

online courses are so much better than regular courses simply because online courses do not involve: -lame instructors who do nothing but recite the textbooks word for word while they're constantly trying to figure out how the projector works -lame time slots that mess up my schedule -lame...

dude, chicks are fighting over me! this RULES!! perfect way to start a monday morning

kitty i was trying to think of a way to take what you just said and turn it into some form of flirtatious gesture. but i just ate a 3/4 lb. cheeseburger and i have drowned my wit. you know i'm out of it when i'm too full & tired to even hit on you...

it's cool dude. i gotta fishtank :)

don't even have internet @ home. not even cable. i'm too lazy to set it up.

naw we got some protection crap at the office that doesn't let me download video stuff.

we should petition the mods & admins for an entirely separate "Morrisey SUX" forum. everybody can come in there and start threads on how much morrisey sux.

too late. i just told a morrisey fan that MORRISEY SUCKS!! so now he's all bent outta shape. ok i feel better now. cindy rules :)

uh oh. can't have that. QUICK! help me think of something offensive to do or say before this nice guy rep covers me.