Best movie quote ever
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cranberry
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Originally Posted by 1journeyman
http:///forum/post/2480108
Folks, please remember using !@*$@ and other symbols to beat the profanity filter is not really allowed.
Find some quotes that don't use profanity, please. I edited all but one post (which was too full to edit so it was deleted), but in the future all threads will simply be deleted.
Just saying.......
http:///forum/post/2480108
Folks, please remember using !@*$@ and other symbols to beat the profanity filter is not really allowed.
Find some quotes that don't use profanity, please. I edited all but one post (which was too full to edit so it was deleted), but in the future all threads will simply be deleted.
Just saying.......
seltzerd
Member
Originally Posted by Cranberry
http:///forum/post/2728312
Just saying.......
SORRY
I thought you said USE those symbols instead of swear words, my bad
http:///forum/post/2728312
Just saying.......
SORRY
reefforbrains
Active Member
"Settle down Francis........."
"Look at the buns on that!"........"Yeah, He must work out..."
"Look at the buns on that!"........"Yeah, He must work out..."
nacl freak
Member
Steel Magnolias
"The only thing that seperates us from animals, is our ability to accessorize"
"Well I always say, if you can't say something nice about people, come sit by me."
"The only thing that seperates us from animals, is our ability to accessorize"
"Well I always say, if you can't say something nice about people, come sit by me."
texasmetal
Active Member
Originally Posted by seltzerd
http:///forum/post/2728311
Not a single quote from Apocalypse Now???
Another movie that is one long great quote
"Some day this war is gonna end" -Kilgore
"Charlie don't surf!"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
http:///forum/post/2728311
Not a single quote from Apocalypse Now???
Another movie that is one long great quote
"Some day this war is gonna end" -Kilgore
"Charlie don't surf!"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
jerthunter
Active Member
"I aint easy and I aint your kid. You can take sorry and shove it up your ..."
perfectdark
Active Member
Emissary:"Our arrows will darken the sky"
Spartan: "..."Then we will fight in the shade"
Xerxes: There's much our cultures could share, haven't you noticed?
Leonidas: (pointing toward dead soldiers) "We've been sharing our culture with you all morning."
Xerxes: "Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet, if you but kneel at mine."
Leonidas: "You are generous, as you are divine. Such an offer only a mad man would refuse. But the...idea of kneeling, its... you see slaughtering all those men of yours, has... well, its left a nasty cramp in my leg. So kneeling will be hard for me.
300 in case you havent guessed...LOL
Spartan: "..."Then we will fight in the shade"
Xerxes: There's much our cultures could share, haven't you noticed?
Leonidas: (pointing toward dead soldiers) "We've been sharing our culture with you all morning."
Xerxes: "Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet, if you but kneel at mine."
Leonidas: "You are generous, as you are divine. Such an offer only a mad man would refuse. But the...idea of kneeling, its... you see slaughtering all those men of yours, has... well, its left a nasty cramp in my leg. So kneeling will be hard for me.
300 in case you havent guessed...LOL
scsinet
Active Member
I just saw this thread pop back up and I can't believe nobody has done these yet...
"No, it's gotta be your bull."
"Maybe you should have called..."
"I did call earlier when... on the phone"
"when was that?"
"or later when... then I left a message"
"A message... what number did you call?"
"2.... 4... niner 5678"
"You're trailing off and did I catch a "Niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?"
"No it was a cordless."
"Richard, were you watching spanktravision?"
"I think you're gonna be okay here... they have a thin candy shell"
"Your brain has a thick candy shell"
"your brain has a... uh..."
"are you talking?"
"It's a clip on!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure you'd love to sit and just keep being not slim, but we have work to do"
"I was checking the specs for the end... uhh... the rotary girder... I'm retarded."
"Where are we going to take the deer... to the vet?
"You take dead animals to the vet? "
"We take you to the vet"
"Yeah... I'll take you to... "
"Got that?"
"I hear you graduated... in just a shade under a decade too..."
"You have de-railed!"
Oh man I can't do anymore of these I'm laughing too hard...
"No, it's gotta be your bull."
"Maybe you should have called..."
"I did call earlier when... on the phone"
"when was that?"
"or later when... then I left a message"
"A message... what number did you call?"
"2.... 4... niner 5678"
"You're trailing off and did I catch a "Niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?"
"No it was a cordless."
"Richard, were you watching spanktravision?"
"I think you're gonna be okay here... they have a thin candy shell"
"Your brain has a thick candy shell"
"your brain has a... uh..."
"are you talking?"
"It's a clip on!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure you'd love to sit and just keep being not slim, but we have work to do"
"I was checking the specs for the end... uhh... the rotary girder... I'm retarded."
"Where are we going to take the deer... to the vet?
"You take dead animals to the vet? "
"We take you to the vet"
"Yeah... I'll take you to... "
"Got that?"
"I hear you graduated... in just a shade under a decade too..."
"You have de-railed!"
Oh man I can't do anymore of these I'm laughing too hard...
maryg
Member
Originally Posted by SigmaChris
http:///forum/post/2480438
So here is another favorite of mine.
"Ezekiel 25:17."
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Jules from Pulp Fiction
Which wallet is yours?
It's the on that says bad mother*#@$*& (that one is classic)
and don't forget "shirley you can't be serious"
http:///forum/post/2480438
So here is another favorite of mine.
"Ezekiel 25:17."
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Jules from Pulp Fiction
Which wallet is yours?
It's the on that says bad mother*#@$*& (that one is classic)
and don't forget "shirley you can't be serious"
maryg
Member
Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2485616
Alright meow hand over your liscens and registration .
Your registration .
Hurry up meow.
Sorry ....... giggles
is there something funny here boy ?
No ,no, no giggling
Well then why are you laughing Mr...........uh... Larry Johnson?
Alright meow where were we ?
I'm sorry are you saying meow ?
AmI saying meeeoooww ?
I....I...I thought
Dont think boy ! meow do you know how fast you were going ?
Laughing........
Nnow what is so damn funny?
I coulda sworn you said meow
Do I look like a cat to you boy ? Am I jumping around all nibbly bimbbly from tree to tree ? Am I drinking milk from a saucer ? Well do you see me eating mice ?
Well you stop laughing right meow .
Yes sir
MEOW I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one .
BUT?!?
No but's meow . Thats the law .
Its not so funny meow is it ?
"7, & miles an hour"
Meow
m0nk
Active Member
Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2493294
"why, hello. im handsome rob"
"hi! my names becky! its written right on my shirt!"
"well look, im gonna need your shirt, and your truck."
"oh well ill give them both to you, would you like my virginity as well?"
"if its on the menu."
"oh hahaha your so witty! why dont you try to take advantage of me?"
"yeah, your not too bright, are you?"
"no."
"perfect."
Werd, best quotes ever, and I heard that Seth Green came up with that Ad Lib.
http:///forum/post/2493294
"why, hello. im handsome rob"
"hi! my names becky! its written right on my shirt!"
"well look, im gonna need your shirt, and your truck."
"oh well ill give them both to you, would you like my virginity as well?"
"if its on the menu."
"oh hahaha your so witty! why dont you try to take advantage of me?"
"yeah, your not too bright, are you?"
"no."
"perfect."
Werd, best quotes ever, and I heard that Seth Green came up with that Ad Lib.
