nyyankeees
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I forgot one..."You'll shoot your eye out" ~A Christmas Story
Best movie quote ever
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crashbandicoot
Active Member
Alright meow hand over your liscens and registration .
Your registration .
Hurry up meow.
Sorry ....... giggles
is there something funny here boy ?
No ,no, no giggling
Well then why are you laughing Mr...........uh... Larry Johnson?
Alright meow where were we ?
I'm sorry are you saying meow ?
AmI saying meeeoooww ?
I....I...I thought
Dont think boy ! meow do you know how fast you were going ?
Laughing........
Nnow what is so damn funny?
I coulda sworn you said meow
Do I look like a cat to you boy ? Am I jumping around all nibbly bimbbly from tree to tree ? Am I drinking milk from a saucer ? Well do you see me eating mice ?
Well you stop laughing right meow .
Yes sir
MEOW I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one .
BUT?!?
No but's meow . Thats the law .
Its not so funny meow is it ?
Meow
Your registration .
Hurry up meow.
Sorry ....... giggles
is there something funny here boy ?
No ,no, no giggling
Well then why are you laughing Mr...........uh... Larry Johnson?
Alright meow where were we ?
I'm sorry are you saying meow ?
AmI saying meeeoooww ?
I....I...I thought
Dont think boy ! meow do you know how fast you were going ?
Laughing........
Nnow what is so damn funny?
I coulda sworn you said meow
Do I look like a cat to you boy ? Am I jumping around all nibbly bimbbly from tree to tree ? Am I drinking milk from a saucer ? Well do you see me eating mice ?
Well you stop laughing right meow .
Yes sir
MEOW I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one .
BUT?!?
No but's meow . Thats the law .
Its not so funny meow is it ?
Meow
A
alexmir
Guest
Brothers dont shake hands, brothers gotta hug!!! ~ chris farley, tommy boy
" YOU HOSER" ~ strange brew
"Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch. In the middle ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it."
"They didn't have roommates in the middle ages."
"How do you know?"
"Well, for one thing, they didn't have apartments."
"Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200 somewhere there were two women living together."
George from seinfeld
Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
Peter- family guy
" YOU HOSER" ~ strange brew
"Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch. In the middle ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it."
"They didn't have roommates in the middle ages."
"How do you know?"
"Well, for one thing, they didn't have apartments."
"Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200 somewhere there were two women living together."
George from seinfeld
Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
Peter- family guy
wangotango
Active Member
Not a movie but;
"I called the teacher mommy."
"Why, was the teacher yelling?" -Everybody Loves Raymond
"Most things in this room don't take too nicely to bullets." -Hunt For Red October
-Justin
"I called the teacher mommy."
"Why, was the teacher yelling?" -Everybody Loves Raymond
"Most things in this room don't take too nicely to bullets." -Hunt For Red October
-Justin
nyyankeees
Member
Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2485616
Alright meow hand over your liscens and registration .
Your registration .
Hurry up meow.
Sorry ....... giggles
is there something funny here boy ?
No ,no, no giggling
Well then why are you laughing Mr...........uh... Larry Johnson?
Alright meow where were we ?
I'm sorry are you saying meow ?
AmI saying meeeoooww ?
I....I...I thought
Dont think boy ! meow do you know how fast you were going ?
Laughing........
Nnow what is so damn funny?
I coulda sworn you said meow
Do I look like a cat to you boy ? Am I jumping around all nibbly bimbbly from tree to tree ? Am I drinking milk from a saucer ? Well do you see me eating mice ?
Well you stop laughing right meow .
Yes sir
MEOW I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one .
BUT?!?
No but's meow . Thats the law .
Its not so funny meow is it ?
Meow
OMG, I LOVE SUPER TROOPERS!!
http:///forum/post/2485616
Alright meow hand over your liscens and registration .
Your registration .
Hurry up meow.
Sorry ....... giggles
is there something funny here boy ?
No ,no, no giggling
Well then why are you laughing Mr...........uh... Larry Johnson?
Alright meow where were we ?
I'm sorry are you saying meow ?
AmI saying meeeoooww ?
I....I...I thought
Dont think boy ! meow do you know how fast you were going ?
Laughing........
Nnow what is so damn funny?
I coulda sworn you said meow
Do I look like a cat to you boy ? Am I jumping around all nibbly bimbbly from tree to tree ? Am I drinking milk from a saucer ? Well do you see me eating mice ?
Well you stop laughing right meow .
Yes sir
MEOW I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one .
BUT?!?
No but's meow . Thats the law .
Its not so funny meow is it ?
Meow
OMG, I LOVE SUPER TROOPERS!!
sigmachris
Active Member
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
_______________________________________________________________________
Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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And my favorite from the movie is.....
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
_______________________________________________________________________
Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
_____________________________________________________________________
And my favorite from the movie is.....
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.
stdreb27
Active Member
Originally Posted by NYyankeees
http:///forum/post/2487226
OMG, I LOVE SUPER TROOPERS!!
Its for a cop!
http:///forum/post/2487226
OMG, I LOVE SUPER TROOPERS!!
Its for a cop!
peterbilt78
New Member
"It's not personal, it's strictly business."-Michael Corleone
crashbandicoot
Active Member
dlauber
Member
OOH, I got about a million...but I wont post that many
Forest Gump - "but you ain't got no legs leutenant Dan"
Phillidelphia - "But no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners in ethical, moral, and inhuman terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he has AIDS, they broke the law." ... I dont know why I like that one
Shawshank Redemption - "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank." ... A personal favorite of mine
^^ "Uncle Sam. Reaching into your shirt and squeezing your --- till it's purple."
^^ "Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. "
^^ "Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb ----.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we? "
MASH, Radar O' Reily - "Dear mom, I am writing slow because I know you cant read fast..."
^^ Sydney Freeman - "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
Monty Python & the holy grail - "I fart in your general direction!"
Forest Gump - "but you ain't got no legs leutenant Dan"
Phillidelphia - "But no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners in ethical, moral, and inhuman terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he has AIDS, they broke the law." ... I dont know why I like that one
Shawshank Redemption - "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank." ... A personal favorite of mine
^^ "Uncle Sam. Reaching into your shirt and squeezing your --- till it's purple."
^^ "Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. "
^^ "Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb ----.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we? "
MASH, Radar O' Reily - "Dear mom, I am writing slow because I know you cant read fast..."
^^ Sydney Freeman - "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
Monty Python & the holy grail - "I fart in your general direction!"
nano reefer
Active Member
life is all about speed, hot nasty bad ass speed
Yo Adrian!
Hakuna matata
Now that's some high quality h2o
Yo Adrian!
Hakuna matata
Now that's some high quality h2o
nigerbang
Active Member
Its a long one but the best one
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not ----, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri
Connor: Et Fili
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not ----, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri
Connor: Et Fili
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti
jennythebugg
Active Member
Think smart...think S-mart
and the great one
...this is my BOOMSTICK
and the great one
...this is my BOOMSTICK
stdreb27
Active Member
Originally Posted by NigerBang
http:///forum/post/2490031
and also
Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
The last quote by the father was the best,
The question is not how long, but do you possess the fortitude to go as long as needed.
http:///forum/post/2490031
and also
Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
The last quote by the father was the best,
The question is not how long, but do you possess the fortitude to go as long as needed.
abethedog
Member
Reservior Dogs-
"That's the beauty of it. We got places all over the place."
Chris Penn's character
Simpson Quote (I know its not a movie but it cracks me up)
Stephen Hawking is describing something from his wheelchair through his specialized talker. Homer stands up and declares:
"Larry Flynt is right!"
That kills me everytime I hear it or think about it.
Stephen Hawking = extremely brilliant astrophysist
Larry Flynt = started Hustler magazine
Ironically, I hate to admit that I've probably read more of Flynt's material than Hawking's.
"That's the beauty of it. We got places all over the place."
Chris Penn's character
Simpson Quote (I know its not a movie but it cracks me up)
Stephen Hawking is describing something from his wheelchair through his specialized talker. Homer stands up and declares:
"Larry Flynt is right!"
That kills me everytime I hear it or think about it.
Stephen Hawking = extremely brilliant astrophysist
Larry Flynt = started Hustler magazine
Ironically, I hate to admit that I've probably read more of Flynt's material than Hawking's.
stdreb27
Active Member
Originally Posted by abethedog
http:///forum/post/2492830
Reservior Dogs-
"That's the beauty of it. We got places all over the place."
Chris Penn's character
Simpson Quote (I know its not a movie but it cracks me up)
Stephen Hawking is describing something from his wheelchair through his specialized talker. Homer stands up and declares:
"Larry Flynt is right!"
That kills me everytime I hear it or think about it.
Stephen Hawking = extremely brilliant astrophysist
Larry Flynt = started Hustler magazine
Ironically, I hate to admit that I've probably read more of Flynt's material than Hawking's.
That is ok Larry Flynt's stuff is probably better anyway.
http:///forum/post/2492830
Reservior Dogs-
"That's the beauty of it. We got places all over the place."
Chris Penn's character
Simpson Quote (I know its not a movie but it cracks me up)
Stephen Hawking is describing something from his wheelchair through his specialized talker. Homer stands up and declares:
"Larry Flynt is right!"
That kills me everytime I hear it or think about it.
Stephen Hawking = extremely brilliant astrophysist
Larry Flynt = started Hustler magazine
Ironically, I hate to admit that I've probably read more of Flynt's material than Hawking's.
That is ok Larry Flynt's stuff is probably better anyway.