Actually this could be a new idea for a thread. Photoshopping and word games. :lol:
Look, keeping a penguin is impractical. All of the comments, well....most of the comments are true. Space, behavior, feeding, husbandry, temperature, biology (including the lighting which is true ) make them poor pets to have.
To answer the initial question, just google "penguin husbandry" and you will find many references.
And I pretty much guarantee it would become real old, real fast.