Chuck Norris Jokes

[ruaround]

chuck norris had to drag this thread back up because he needed another ego boost...

 

[ruaround]

chuck norris doesnt know how to play the cowbell!!!

 

[srgvigil]

there is no protection against chuck norris
his sperm can go through
5 condoms
a garbage bag
2 birth control

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and a concrete wall
at the same time

 

[ruaround]

chuck norris was once struck by a bus and miraculously revived at the hospital... his family sued the hospital...

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
Why was walker a texas ranger ? Its the only state that big enough for his ego .
but it is true!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Originally Posted by ruaround
chuck norris doesnt know how to play the cowbell!!!

GOD BLESS THE COW BELL . . . WE ALL NEED A LITTLE MORE COW BELL IN OUR LIVES .