Finish my sentence

[rberhow]

Ok, so finish my sentence and start a new one..............
On my way to work, I saw a...............

 

[molamola]

Originally Posted by rberhow
On my way to work, I saw a...............
large wombatt talking on a cell phone, putting on makeup, and driving a pink mercedes benz. I tried to pass it but...
***)

 

[darth tang]

Originally Posted by MolaMola
large wombatt talking on a cell phone, putting on makeup, and driving a pink mercedes benz. I tried to pass it but...
***)
since I was to busy slapping down the kids in the backseat I side swiped it. Unfortunantely it caused............

 

[museumgirl]

a twelve car pile up in which a truck full of Elmer's glue was overturned spilling the glue all over...

 

[molamola]

a schoolbus full of ravenous kindergardeners. The sixth car in the pileup contained a politician by the name of...

 

[darth tang]

Originally Posted by MolaMola
a schoolbus full of ravenous kindergardeners. The sixth car in the pileup contained a politician by the name of...

Ted Kennedy. He had been drinking with George Bush and they.............

 

[n_sarno]

Originally Posted by Darth Tang
Ted Kennedy. He had been drinking with George Bush and they.............
were on the way to the white house to make some important decisions while under the influence and they...

 

[molamola]

decided that given their current situation, they should push their car over the bridge. Their attempts were unsuccessful though because...

 

[darth tang]

they had the tires stuffed with kilos of cocaine and got a flat. So they went.......

 

[ruaround]

to the waffle house for breakfast and then to a costume shop for some disguises. Meanwhile, I dialed 411 to get the number for 911...

 

[oceanists]

to see if Ruaround still wanted to get into the fantasy league and to inform him i needed a email address so i could invite him and he replied with

 

[eaglephot]

"No I will not join fantasy league this year. I am at my LFS now buying a dead queen angel to add to my collection of dead fish. Will you come over tonight to..."

 

[ruaround]

sing "hey man nice shot" and give Oceanists me e addy... Timewalked@aol.com ... We finished the song...

 

[jdragunas]

while eating a bucket of fried boogers, and drinking glasses of...

 

[ruaround]

rotten milk and Red Bull. Ted and George appeared dressed as...

 

[jdragunas]

cher and madonna, and they went off to Vegas to become

 

[n_sarno]

gay lovers and lived there happily ever after until...

 

[ruaround]

they got married and kidnap Celine Dione to be thier slave. they devised a plan...

 

[jdragunas]

to get her to join their group of...

 

[eaglephot]

gay lovers in Vegas. A second later the biggest black....