lmao... i love jim carrey!!!
Here's ace ventura 1
Mrs. Finkle: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell... Would you like a cookie?
Ace: Ah... They're little footballs.
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Lois Einhorn: [ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podactor and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!
Ace Ventura: Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkel who missed a 27-yeard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.
Ace Ventura: What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkel lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hitchhiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!