1journeyman
Active Member
Originally Posted by hot883
I died when Sulu came out of the closet
You are kidding right? It was moderately obvious...
I died when Sulu came out of the closet
You are kidding right? It was moderately obvious...
"Holiday" Tree
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nflnutswif
Member
THE LAW IS THE LAW
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the
words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.
And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not
to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it
I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.
I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people
than I are in positions to make good decisions.
I would like to think that those people have the American public's best
interests at heart.
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?
Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His
Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and
its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas
celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating
from many facets of American life.
I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving &
Easter. After all, it's just another day.
I'd like the "US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good
Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays." After all, it's just
another day.
I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to
worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all it's just
another day.
I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all
government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday &
Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like
any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be
"politically correct."
In fact....
I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside
for worshipping God...) because, after all, our government says that it
should be just another day....
What do you all think????
If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will
stop giving in to the "minority opinions" and begin, once again, to
represent the "majority" of ALL of the American people.
SO BE IT...........
Please Dear Lord,
Give us the help needed to keep you in our country!
'Amen' and 'Amen'
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the
words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.
And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not
to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it
I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.
I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people
than I are in positions to make good decisions.
I would like to think that those people have the American public's best
interests at heart.
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?
Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His
Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and
its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas
celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating
from many facets of American life.
I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving &
Easter. After all, it's just another day.
I'd like the "US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good
Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays." After all, it's just
another day.
I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to
worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all it's just
another day.
I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all
government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday &
Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like
any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be
"politically correct."
In fact....
I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside
for worshipping God...) because, after all, our government says that it
should be just another day....
What do you all think????
If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will
stop giving in to the "minority opinions" and begin, once again, to
represent the "majority" of ALL of the American people.
SO BE IT...........
Please Dear Lord,
Give us the help needed to keep you in our country!
'Amen' and 'Amen'
scubadoo
Active Member
Originally Posted by Beth
I used to have a large poster of Mr. Spock above my bed in my dorm when I was in college. LOL He didn't come out of any closets, did he??? Please say he didn't. lol
Were you attracted to those pointed ears ....Is it true...big ears means....oh never mind....
I used to have a large poster of Mr. Spock above my bed in my dorm when I was in college. LOL He didn't come out of any closets, did he??? Please say he didn't. lol
Were you attracted to those pointed ears ....Is it true...big ears means....oh never mind....
scubadoo
Active Member
Originally Posted by bigarn
Speaking of New Year's ..... will the ball be the next thing people screw with? After all it's not new years for everyone. ***)
Unless there is a new religion that worships balls perhaps this one is safe. There is probably a dirty joke that can be made from this statement.....
Speaking of New Year's ..... will the ball be the next thing people screw with? After all it's not new years for everyone. ***)
Unless there is a new religion that worships balls perhaps this one is safe. There is probably a dirty joke that can be made from this statement.....
scubadoo
Active Member
Originally Posted by bigarn
lol ... Come forth all ye ball worshippers, and let your numbers be known!
The round Ball Chia head is my god. I bow down to the Elmer Fudd Chia Head...
First Commandment..Two balls are better than one
Second Commandment-Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors Balls
Third Commandment The bigger the balls...the greater your faith
Fourth Commadmant He who is without balls must seek medical attention
Fitfh Commandment He who has balls shall win all the improtant arguments and takes all the chances.
So it is written so it shall come to pass....
lol ... Come forth all ye ball worshippers, and let your numbers be known!
The round Ball Chia head is my god. I bow down to the Elmer Fudd Chia Head...
First Commandment..Two balls are better than one
Second Commandment-Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors Balls
Third Commandment The bigger the balls...the greater your faith
Fourth Commadmant He who is without balls must seek medical attention
Fitfh Commandment He who has balls shall win all the improtant arguments and takes all the chances.
So it is written so it shall come to pass....
scubadoo
Active Member
There is no place for those square headed non-believers...yee shall be cast out onto the board...and yee shall find thou cannot place a square peg trough a round hole.
And as the ball descends on New Years Eve.....yee of little faith shall know...that what comes down.....will go back up and come back down next year.
For those who beleive shall reap the reward of frequent flyer miles up and down the pole. Yee shall also recieve free drink coupons. in the mail.
This is the Word...and yee unbelievers such as ---- Clarke shall be cast out and may suffer a stroke..
And as the ball descends on New Years Eve.....yee of little faith shall know...that what comes down.....will go back up and come back down next year.
For those who beleive shall reap the reward of frequent flyer miles up and down the pole. Yee shall also recieve free drink coupons. in the mail.
This is the Word...and yee unbelievers such as ---- Clarke shall be cast out and may suffer a stroke..
J
jdragunas
Guest
wow, i'm gone for two days, and this thread has become this? I have no comment...
darth tang
Active Member
I believe it is my fault.
