alix2.0
Active Member
so, as some of you may know i work at taco bell. well, yesterday i was in the freezer grabbing some tubes of sour cream and some bags of lettuce when i recalled my orientation 6 months ago. my boss was showing me where all the security buttons are and what to do in case of a robbery. our walk in freezer is this like 10x10 foot room with an 8 inch thick bulletproof door. in case of attack, youre supposed to lock yourself and your coworkers in there using this massive rusty slide lock on the door. when locked, its impossible to open from the outside without completely taking it apart. WELL, it was kind of those "shiny" or "big red button" moments where you dont think, you just do. it took a little effort to lock because its a really old, heavy, rusty lock. i guess i should have considered that. WELL, twenty minutes later, im still in there, FREEZING, standing on shelves and boxes putting all my weight into the lock trying to get it open, bashing it with metal pans, and actually looking for a vent to climb out of like in the movies. the worst part is my cell phone is OUTSIDE the freezer, so theres no way i can contact anyone cause aparently the door is soundproof too. not like anyone could help, but still. so im in there, still bashing the lock with a metal sauce pan, and FINALLY, the lock slides open like nothing. WTF!? i open the door, and there is everyone i work with, laughing uncontrollably. i was in there for a half hour! at least i got paid for it...
im a moron, i thought id share.
im a moron, i thought id share.
