Ha ha! Love it! I fell for the whole Y2K thing and had several hundred gallons of water and about 2 years worth of canned and dehydrated food. I am building(hopefully in by June) a self-sustaining, off-the-grid house out in the desert. I am not expecting any apocalypse, but I am preparing to be 90% self-sufficient. I am digging 2-50'X100'X10' reservoirs to capture monsoon rain for a garden and emergency water. I am also building hydroponic garden boxes for most of my produce. We get cold in the winter here, but still have a full 9 month growing season. Having a rammed earth house means we could survive pretty much anything short of direct nuclear strike. I am not expecting anything worse than hyper-inflation and $5/gallon gas, but I want to be as self-sufficient as possible, so I don't depend on any bank, government or business. My one fear, and if you look up the Chinese general who said they have a plan for a limited nuclear strike and invasion of the West Coast you'll see why, is a Chinese invasion. No, I don't think it's imminent, but no civilization in history has had the imbalance of males to females and not gone to war. There are 200,000,000 Chinese men who have 0% chance of getting a wife. That pent up testosterone and discontent has always led to war. So if I was preparing for an emergency, it would be to defend a Chinese invasion.