Lessons from a newly wed

crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3002690
ugg, I'm cleaning house, And I've collected 15 so far. And I'm not even to the living room! Bobby pins are everywhere!!!!


Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3002805
you mean her job like laundry too? If that is the case then I give up.
Cleaning and laundry... she's got you trained pretty well, doesn't she?

This just goes to show you... behind every arrogant, loudmouth, know-it-all man... there's a woman pulling those strings.

Mind if I talk to your wife... I want her to get you to come over here and vacuum.

(I kill me!!!)
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/3002825
Cleaning and laundry... she's got you trained pretty well, doesn't she?

This just goes to show you... behind every arrogant, loudmouth, know-it-all man... there's a woman pulling those strings.

Mind if I talk to your wife... I want her to get you to come over here and vacuum.

(I kill me!!!)

No it takes a bigger man to not fight even if you are right. When the outcome wouldn't be good...
Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/3002819
Ouch! You knew she wouldn't do that before you married her, right?
She was neat! And don't tell her you work harder than she does either! Good lord,
 
makoshrk2

makoshrk2

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3002914
No it takes a bigger man to not fight even if you are right. When the outcome wouldn't be good...
She was neat! And don't tell her you work harder than she does either! Good lord,
Don't let these women wear you guys down. They are masters at this. They are tenacious, and will keep at it for years, until you just give up. You give in, because you don't want to listen to the bs that spews from their cakehole. Once you give in it's all over
 
renogaw

renogaw

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i wanted my wife to meet a coworkers wife (one that actually cooks, cleans, and manages the house with a full time job) and he told me no way in hell was i going to ruin his wife by letting her know there's women out there that don't do that stuff...
but, i must say.. who the heck uses bobby pins?? i didn't even know they were still made...
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3002914
No it takes a bigger man to not fight even if you are right. When the outcome wouldn't be good...
Good boy, now sit.
She was neat! And don't tell her you work harder than she does either! Good lord,
HAHA!!! Wow, she sure does know her way around you
 
reefforbrains

reefforbrains

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This amatuer hour?....
Next time you find one use it to clean your ear and then put it back.
When she finds it and gets grossed out. Don't lie about it, tell her you are relieved as you were worried what happened to it. Something was bothering you and you were going crazy. You just HAD to get it out and saw the bobby pin. You wouldn't dare put such a disgusting item where she would mistake it for her regular ones, you just figured she had so many she wouldnt miss just the ONE. Since you felt you really needed just the one it woundt be a big deal. You had just forgotten and left it out.
Make peace. Act embarrassed.....
Smoke will settle quick and should be nothing more than her reminding you how disgusting men are in general.
then the next day do it to THREE MORE
She wont let you even so much as look at one ever again. She will keep them under lock and key.
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

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Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
http:///forum/post/3003251
This amatuer hour?....
Next time you find one use it to clean your ear and then put it back.
When she finds it and gets grossed out. Don't lie about it, tell her you are relieved as you were worried what happened to it. Something was bothering you and you were going crazy. You just HAD to get it out and saw the bobby pin. You wouldn't dare put such a disgusting item where she would mistake it for her regular ones, you just figured she had so many she wouldnt miss just the ONE. Since you felt you really needed just the one it woundt be a big deal. You had just forgotten and left it out.
Make peace. Act embarrassed.....
Smoke will settle quick and should be nothing more than her reminding you how disgusting men are in general.
then the next day do it to THREE MORE
She wont let you even so much as look at one ever again. She will keep them under lock and key.
Or simply keep HIM under lock and key as she buys a new pack. They come by like 100 per pack

Silly silly men...trying to use reverse psychology ... When will you ever learn...
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

Active Member

Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
http:///forum/post/3003251
This amatuer hour?....
Next time you find one use it to clean your ear and then put it back.
When she finds it and gets grossed out. Don't lie about it, tell her you are relieved as you were worried what happened to it. Something was bothering you and you were going crazy. You just HAD to get it out and saw the bobby pin. You wouldn't dare put such a disgusting item where she would mistake it for her regular ones, you just figured she had so many she wouldnt miss just the ONE. Since you felt you really needed just the one it woundt be a big deal. You had just forgotten and left it out.
Make peace. Act embarrassed.....
Smoke will settle quick and should be nothing more than her reminding you how disgusting men are in general.
then the next day do it to THREE MORE
She wont let you even so much as look at one ever again. She will keep them under lock and key.
That didn't phase her. Boogers, Earwax, eye boogers.
 
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