Lets talk about it....farting..

speg

speg

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3296677
Another one of my pearls of wisdom. "When a woman slaps you, it means you've made a statement that she cannot refute. And have won the argument."
Wow..I'd have to agree with that.
It's funny about girls farting...I've only actually heard my wife do it once...now she only says she has done it "I've been farting all day"....ugh, that's worse in my opinion! I've been swallowing them all day I bet.
 
nw2salt08

nw2salt08

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As quoted by my dear husband "A woman who doesn't belch or fart must gripe or she'll blow up!" Even though it's not announced to the whole world like most men, we do have gas and it has to be expressed somehow.
Our poor akita gets blamed for my husband's flatulence all the time. What's really bad is when my husband farts as the dog is coming into the room to greet him the dog will stop, sniff and then immediately turn and run away. Poor Keiko!
In my household I'm surrounded by testosterone so farting around here happens a lot. I just make sure to have adequate air freshener in each room.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Speg
http:///forum/post/3296708
Wow..I'd have to agree with that.
Try this one on for size? A couple years ago, me and my wife were griping she would take me to all these dumb chick flicks, but would abosultely REFUSE to go see anything I wanted to watch. So finally one day, I'd had enough, and told her, there is no way in the world I'm going to see another p-0-r-n-0 for woman movie. (this was coupled by the fact that she was complaining that I hadn't been romantic enough) Think about it. Woman complain all the time that guys prefered media choice, saying stuff like it creates an unrealistic and unatainable skewed version of a woman. "Well baby", I told her, "Mr. Darcey is an unrealistic and unatainable skewed version of a man. No man is going to come grovelling back to you after you've screwed them, (think Hitch) nor are men walk in real life ever going to be as sweet and romantic as they are characterised in any chick flick ever. Guys click with what they see, woman click on what they feel. What is the difference?" (you can add and that is when the fight started)
The funny thing is, a couple months ago, she read some woman making the same argument in some article, and she (having no recollection of my discussion) was telling me all about it. And how it was brilliant. I just wanted to beat my head into the wall.
 
slice

slice

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One of those relationship compatibility issues.
When you fart in bed, do you fan the covers to get rid of it, or do you clamp down on the covers
so you won't smell it?
I prefer to get rid of it quickly (fan). I do not want to marinade in it....
Does your spouse agree with you on this?
 
mrdc

mrdc

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Originally Posted by Slice
http:///forum/post/3296737
One of those relationship compatibility issues.
When you fart in bed, do you fan the covers to get rid of it, or do you clamp down on the covers
so you won't smell it?
I prefer to get rid of it quickly (fan). I do not want to marinade in it....
Does your spouse agree with you on this?
I hate when you clamp .... get out to hit the head 10 minutes or so later ... come back to the room and wonder what the hell that smell is .... and then you realize what you let escape when you peeled the covers back to get out of bed!!
 
slice

slice

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Originally Posted by mrdc
http:///forum/post/3296740
I hate when you clamp .... get out to hit the head 10 minutes or so later ... come back to the room and wonder what the hell that smell is .... and then you realize what you let escape when you peeled the covers back to get out of bed!!
agreed. The solution to pollution is dilution, not containment
 
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dragonzim

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Originally Posted by Slice
http:///forum/post/3296737
One of those relationship compatibility issues.
When you fart in bed, do you fan the covers to get rid of it, or do you clamp down on the covers
so you won't smell it?
I prefer to get rid of it quickly (fan). I do not want to marinade in it....
Does your spouse agree with you on this?
Let it free! Gotta share it with the wife and dog!!
 
speg

speg

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Did anybody else have to say "toot" or "tooted" for 18 years of their lives because their mother thought that "fart" was a bad word?
Thanks mom....now I have issues.....
 
mrdc

mrdc

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Originally Posted by Speg
http:///forum/post/3296807
Did anybody else have to say "toot" or "tooted" for 18 years of their lives because their mother thought that "fart" was a bad word?
Thanks mom....now I have issues.....
Yep!
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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I hold mine in all day till bedtime. The minute the wife is sound a sleep I let em rip.
Darth (the alarm clock) Tang
 
cranberry

cranberry

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Farts are always funny where I work. When it's a baby, everyone laughs. When an adult lets one go, you blame a baby, everyone laughs.
 
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