Man laws

crimzy

crimzy

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Ok so maybe I stole this from a beer commercial but nevertheless...
There are unwritten laws for men that we should all follow or have our man-card revoked. Here are a couple:
1) When using a public bathroom, do NOT go into a stall to pee unless there are no open urinals.
2) Every man over the age of 20 should be able to tie his own tie.
Feel free to add to the list.
 
cowfishrule

cowfishrule

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3) you should not have to be instructed to assume the role of "wing-man"; if your friend is working game, you are to automatically enter "wing-man" mode. any devience of this is deemed as cawk-blocking and is a party-foul.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2600784
3) you should not have to be instructed to assume the role of "wing-man"; if your friend is working game, you are to automatically enter "wing-man" mode. any devience of this is deemed as cawk-blocking and is a party-foul.

Just to piggy back on this... when your boy has a girl in the same room as you're in (doesn't matter if it's a living room, your room, kitchen, bathroom, etc.) and gives you the nod then you must immediately leave. It doesn't matter if you're in a life boat in the middle of shark infested waters... if you get the nod then you have to find another place to be.
 
shogun323

shogun323

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If there are 5 urinals available and someone is using the one on the far right, you must use the one on the far left!!!!!!!
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Every guy should have a story of athletic glory from their childhood.
I hit that home run in 8th grade for my school baseball team. Then in the bottom of the inning I made all 3 outs from the shortstop position (groundout and a solo double play). That was the peak of my athletic career.
 
perfectdark

perfectdark

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No guy should say the words "Thats Hot" EVER !!! unless talking about a female.
If your going to get a tattoo, NEVER!! get one on your lower back. That is justification for your friends to kick you in the crotch, light you on fire, and throw you in front of a bus.....Ok that was a bit harsh... but you get my meaning....
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by fuz_munky
http:///forum/post/2600885
now for the mans prayer.
"I'm a man, and i can change. If I have to. . . I guess"
"I'm a man, and i can change. If I have to. . . I guess" (then a moment to reflect) "naaaa"
 
crashbandicoot

crashbandicoot

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You guys better be carefull your wife/girl friend doesn't catch you talking like this other wise your going to be on the couch in you man cave for a few nights .
 
jdl

jdl

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Originally Posted by PerfectDark
http:///forum/post/2600858
No guy should say the words "Thats Hot" EVER !!! unless talking about a female.
If your going to get a tattoo, NEVER!! get one on your lower back. That is justification for your friends to kick you in the crotch, light you on fire, and throw you in front of a bus.....Ok that was a bit harsh... but you get my meaning....

You mean your friends get to do this to you?
 
shogun323

shogun323

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Originally Posted by oniel21
http:///forum/post/2600937
Fruit does not belong in beer....
Thank You!!!!!!! I love Corona but hate if a lime even touches it!!! If a water/bartender squeezes a lime in, Iam sending it back.
Same with Blue Moon..... NO ORANGES!!!!!
 
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