1) Tapping of the top of a beer bottle to make foam over is totally unacceptable and should be punished according to the amount of other friends present at the time.
2) When hot girls walk in, all heads must turn to create "the effect". Ya'll know what I mean.
3) If one weird noise is made by man, all other friends must repeat noise if made to celebrate, call each other, or warn of oncoming ladies.
4) If only one friend has a girlfriend/fiancee/wife all "stories" must remain unsaid. Embarrassment of other friends by lack of "stories" is unacceptable.
5) The only game ok to play in the mud is football. There is no limit to watching women play in the mud.
6) Age is not a factor. If assuming the wingman position, age does not affect you. Remember, what goes around comes around.
7) Beer pong is best played with the opposing team consisting of women. There also must be more than you four playing.
That's all for me
