Man laws
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crashbandicoot
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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2600978
I think every guy should be punched in the face at least once in their lifetime... right of passage.
Dude you just took away half the men out theres cards away .
http:///forum/post/2600978
I think every guy should be punched in the face at least once in their lifetime... right of passage.
Dude you just took away half the men out theres cards away .
crimzy
Active Member
Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2600985
Dude you just took away half the men out theres cards away .
Just line 'em up. I'll oblige all of them.
http:///forum/post/2600985
Dude you just took away half the men out theres cards away .
Just line 'em up. I'll oblige all of them.
crashbandicoot
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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2600987
Just line 'em up. I'll oblige all of them.
Good deal . WE wouldn't want somebody that can actually hurt somebody doing the punching .
http:///forum/post/2600987
Just line 'em up. I'll oblige all of them.
Good deal . WE wouldn't want somebody that can actually hurt somebody doing the punching .
rylan1
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Originally Posted by shogun323
http:///forum/post/2600959
Thank You!!!!!!! I love Corona but hate if a lime even touches it!!! If a water/bartender squeezes a lime in, Iam sending it back.
Same with Blue Moon..... NO ORANGES!!!!!
Naa.. I prefer w/ lime or oranges... otherwise I don't care for the taste... so either go with a "real" beer or get the fruit
http:///forum/post/2600959
Thank You!!!!!!! I love Corona but hate if a lime even touches it!!! If a water/bartender squeezes a lime in, Iam sending it back.
Same with Blue Moon..... NO ORANGES!!!!!
Naa.. I prefer w/ lime or oranges... otherwise I don't care for the taste... so either go with a "real" beer or get the fruit
crimzy
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Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2600995
Good deal . WE wouldn't want somebody that can actually hurt somebody doing the punching .
http:///forum/post/2600995
Good deal . WE wouldn't want somebody that can actually hurt somebody doing the punching .
crashbandicoot
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crimzy
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crashbandicoot
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renogaw
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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2600978
I think every guy should be punched in the face at least once in their lifetime... right of passage.
i got punched in the face, $25k worth of reconstructive surgery later....i'm the man i am today.
http:///forum/post/2600978
I think every guy should be punched in the face at least once in their lifetime... right of passage.
i got punched in the face, $25k worth of reconstructive surgery later....i'm the man i am today.
ci11337
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A few excerpts from The Bro Code. (it was on a show called How I Met Your Mother)
ARTICLE 26 A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.
ARTICLE 53 A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with "protection."In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion.
ARTICLE 89 A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro. Exceptions, Bro is found to be adopted and the biological mother is legally recognized. the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing.(must look good in it)
ARTICLE 68 If a Bro is on a hot streak the other Bro must, at all costs, prolong it's existence. Even if this threatens his own records, causes a abscesses at work, or necessitates temporary immigration to a foreign country.
ARTICLE 27 During a devils three way,(which should, if possible, be enhanced to a 2 on 2) the two bros must avoid eye and genital contact.
ARTICLE 26 A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.
ARTICLE 53 A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with "protection."In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion.
ARTICLE 89 A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro. Exceptions, Bro is found to be adopted and the biological mother is legally recognized. the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing.(must look good in it)
ARTICLE 68 If a Bro is on a hot streak the other Bro must, at all costs, prolong it's existence. Even if this threatens his own records, causes a abscesses at work, or necessitates temporary immigration to a foreign country.
ARTICLE 27 During a devils three way,(which should, if possible, be enhanced to a 2 on 2) the two bros must avoid eye and genital contact.
crashbandicoot
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Well that clicked the lock on this thread
oniel21
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Originally Posted by Rylan1
http:///forum/post/2600998
Naa.. I prefer w/ lime or oranges... otherwise I don't care for the taste... so either go with a "real" beer or get the fruit
Dude.....
Originally Posted by ci11337
http:///forum/post/2601028
A few excerpts from The Bro Code. (it was on a show called How I Met Your Mother)
ARTICLE 27 During a devils three way,(which should, if possible, be enhanced to a 2 on 2) the two bros must avoid eye and genital contact.
At All Times...
Originally Posted by ci11337
http:///forum/post/2601028
ARTICLE 26 A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.
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Right on.
http:///forum/post/2600998
Naa.. I prefer w/ lime or oranges... otherwise I don't care for the taste... so either go with a "real" beer or get the fruit
Dude.....
Originally Posted by ci11337
http:///forum/post/2601028
A few excerpts from The Bro Code. (it was on a show called How I Met Your Mother)
ARTICLE 27 During a devils three way,(which should, if possible, be enhanced to a 2 on 2) the two bros must avoid eye and genital contact.
At All Times...
Originally Posted by ci11337
http:///forum/post/2601028
ARTICLE 26 A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.
.
Right on.
renogaw
Active Member
Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2601030
Well that clicked the lock on this thread
yea, and i had the devil's but edited it early lol...
http:///forum/post/2601030
Well that clicked the lock on this thread
yea, and i had the devil's but edited it early lol...
jennythebugg
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shogun323
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Originally Posted by Rylan1
http:///forum/post/2600998
Naa.. I prefer w/ lime or oranges... otherwise I don't care for the taste... so either go with a "real" beer or get the fruit
I enjoy plenty of "real" beer. I suppose you like little umbrellas in your drinks too?
http:///forum/post/2600998
Naa.. I prefer w/ lime or oranges... otherwise I don't care for the taste... so either go with a "real" beer or get the fruit
I enjoy plenty of "real" beer. I suppose you like little umbrellas in your drinks too?