Man laws

nordy

nordy

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Great thread!
A) Never offer lite beer to your bro
B) When the GF/Wife says "It's either the dog or me", ask yourself who really, really, loves me?
C) If your bro gets a new flat panel TV and says "It's too big, I think I am going to return it", do not speak to him until he comes to his senses.
D) When greeting your bro, don't give him a hug unless you have known him for a minimum of 10 years and haven't seen him for at least 2 years.
C) Lend tools to your bro when asked. If you don't feel comfortable doing it, he aint your bro.
D) If he's your actual, real, blood brother, it's OK to say "I love ya bro"!
 
skipperdz

skipperdz

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2600790
Just to piggy back on this... when your boy has a girl in the same room as you're in (doesn't matter if it's a living room, your room, kitchen, bathroom, etc.) and gives you the nod then you must immediately leave. It doesn't matter if you're in a life boat in the middle of shark infested waters... if you get the nod then you have to find another place to be.
I must ammend...your room is off limits for your friend and girl. Constitutes a not cool move by friend. if refuses to use another room he MUST concede his room at your beckon call....only fair, soil yours...soil his
 
jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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Originally Posted by skipperdz
http:///forum/post/2601570
I must ammend...your room is off limits for your friend and girl. Constitutes a not cool move by friend. if refuses to use another room he MUST concede his room at your beckon call....only fair, soil yours...soil his
umm eww
 
bdhutier

bdhutier

Member
Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2600939
You guys better be carefull your wife/girl friend doesn't catch you talking like this other wise your going to be on the couch in you man cave for a few nights .
That's why I bought the really comfortable couch!
Originally Posted by JDL
http:///forum/post/2600946
You mean your friends get to do this to you?

OMG, this is simply awesome!!!
Originally Posted by Rylan1
http:///forum/post/2600998
Naa.. I prefer w/ lime or oranges... otherwise I don't care for the taste... so either go with a "real" beer or get the fruit

Riiiiiiight.....
 
sigmachris

sigmachris

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Originally Posted by Nordy
http:///forum/post/2601393
Great thread!
C) If your bro gets a new flat panel TV and says "It's too big, I think I am going to return it", do not speak to him until he comes to his senses.
Funny this was mentioned...last night playing poker and a new guy I never met moves into the neighborhood. Says his 62" DLP is too big for the family room and is looking at a 50" LCD. We all say those words have never been uttered in the history of man. But we really couldn't take away the guys man card as he played O-line in the NFL for 8 years.
 
sigmachris

sigmachris

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Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2603257
whats the deal with guys always wanting huge TVs?
compensation?

No...watching sports and the people are 2' to 4' feet tall in the picture, depending on the TV and camera angle. Or for a movie junkie, would you rather watch the movie in a cinema on their screen or at home on your 25" analog TV?
Change of subject since summer is around the corner...Man Laws on back waxing? I know it sounds "girlish" but when you can braid the hair on some of those backs that isn't cool either.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by SigmaChris
http:///forum/post/2603274
No...watching sports and the people are 2' to 4' feet tall in the picture, depending on the TV and camera angle. Or for a movie junkie, would you rather watch the movie in a cinema on their screen or at home on your 25" analog TV?
Change of subject since summer is around the corner...Man Laws on back waxing? I know it sounds "girlish" but when you can braid the hair on some of those backs that isn't cool either.
I have to disagree here... men should never have anything waxed and are not allowed to get facials or manicures (I leave off peducures because foot massages are always acceptable
).
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Real men bet on anything that they can, there is no sport without betting and the rest of life should be the same.
Men believe in fantasies like Fantasy baseball, football, nascar.
 
aquaknight

aquaknight

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Well, the 'too big TV' sometimes makes sense. With 62" and up TVs, if the room isn't big enough, and you sit too close, you get a nasty letterbox effect. I remember at my old apartment, the 65" I was comtemplating would have been horrible. Alix, I think it's just that HDTVs are great. I really hate watching stuff not in HD anymore, it's so fuzzy and grainy. Also Chris, you're forgetting that DLP sits on the floor/stand, but that LCD can wall-mount, which totally over comes any size loss points.
What are the man laws for posting on the SWF blogs? Take a look at the only posters so far, Spidey and Alix....
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Ok, here's a VERY important man law:
Patting on the butt is acceptable only while PLAYING a sport. However no part of the hand may come near the crack.

Be safe, stay as far to the side as possible.
 
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enigma1388

Guest
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2600978
I think every guy should be punched in the face at least once in their lifetime... right of passage.

i agree . . . having had many a punch in the face. when i was younger i just couldn't shut my mouth.
 
srgvigil

srgvigil

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#1) all men should be ready at a moments notice to make a quick buck
#2) all men should have one great story of getting hurt
#3) all men should always go for one size larger (60 or 67 inch tv? go with the 67)
#4) though shall laugh at thy friends getting hurt
#5) all tall men should have a midget as a friend
 
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